Recent content by Biffin Bridge

THAT EQUALS TRUTH

I once, drunkenly, called my sister's boss a fat, hairy, lesbian. All of which are true but whenever I think about it it makes me cringe.

"And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and go into people's houses and wreck up the place!" -Nixon

Come on whats your favorite Futurama quotes? Mine is: Leela: 'Do you think you could be a bit less evil?' Bender: 'I dunno, do you think you could survive a 300 ft drop?'

It's the God complex. We all suffer from it and it all comes back to our fear of death.

'My only regret is....that I have....bone-itis...uuuurgh.'

EA games

Evil is a moral choice. That is why most murders are committed out of revenge or some misplaced sense of loyalty. To put it another way we all have a sort of weight and scales device inside us that allows us to do things that under normal circumstances we would find morally repugnant. This...

Avatar. It was basically an extension of Titanic just... worse.

GROUNDHOG DAY!

'Cock Bollocks!' is my favorite shouty phrase, covers all bases.

That must chafe a bit.

I have two bad habbits smoking and masturbating. I'm a 20 a day man plus I smoke like a chiminey.

Wow. Going along with your massive conspiracy filled answer I'm kind of surprised you went with Ethiopia barring in mind that that is where the Arc Of the Covenent is possibly held.

Christians say that inner voice is God. So just assume that it is God getting bored of you being awake all the time. My cure for this is normally to shout back, you may come across as crazy if anyone sees it but it will make you feel better.