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So wait, does this mean no more Jonny? Jonny quickly became my favorite LRR-person thing. Is he done now? So disappointing...

Damn it, Yahtzee, I thought you would like this game. It's currently my favorite Zelda game, and probably one of my favorite games ever. Your reviews are always entertaining, but DAMN is it frustrating when you negatively review a game I like (which is actually an incredibly rare occurrence).

For the Warhammer 40k thing, it's most likely that the massive hands are just artistic style, probably with a dash of symbolism. As for WoW, I always thought that the men had large hands so you could see the detail from a distance. Up close, all of the human men look like apes, with their long...

I normally don't reply to anything unless I'm complaining about something, but I just wanted to say that this was a very good episode. I learned from it, and I feel terrible about the fact I never saw Scott Pilgrim until I was watching it on an airplane over the ocean to Italy. To be fair...

I had to deal with GFWL for Halo 2 years ago, and for BulletStorm recently. It didn't do anything except just kinda be in the way. The game wouldn't let me play it until I had signed into GFWL, which didn't seem to actually do anything. As far as I can tell, it's some stupid anti-piracy thing...

What's that sound effect that happens at 2:50 and again at 2:55? It's really, REALLY familiar.

If Aperture had that kind of 'holodeck' technology then Wheatley would have used it (even though he wouldn't have been able to use it WELL). Wheatley was able to find GLaDOS's creations that even SHE forgot about. Also, look at the ending scene again; the panels are actually pretty far up there...

I never got to play Doom or Painkiller, but I never once felt as though my character was slow. Then again, I just used leash-and-kick all damn day, so I was too busy bringing enemies to me to complain about bringing myself to them. Also, burnouts cluster together all the time until they get...

The murder-mystery subplot WAS resolved. You come across the guy wearing the glasses after he's been killed by a metroid, and since he was the last guy remaining, he was the traitor. That doesn't really matter, though, because none of the characters except for Adam and Anthony even REMOTELY...

Huh, I was expecting a lot more of a positive review, but then again it IS your job to give out negative reviews, so I guess it's not too surprising. We'll just have to wait until Portal 2 comes out to see how long you can harp on about it being too long. Penis joke.

I still don't see how 3D is a gimmick. For some reason, it feels like people can only think of 3D as those red-and-blue glasses things you could see on TV, where they would make one long object (like a sub sandwich or a wrench) pop out of the screen. Woo! It pops out of the screen! Excitement...

I didn't particularly enjoy the RMM song at the end, but I'm pretty sure it's just because I don't like her style of music. Anyway, what's with everyone calling the 3DS "gimmicky"? A kid asked me to beat a level in SM64DS for him, and when I did a sideways leap to a certain platform, I fell...

So, uh, looking at that line at the start of the video, does that mean you're going to review No More Heroes 2 next week? ABOUT FRIGGIN' TIME! Also, I thought Portal was the greatest work of yadda yadda yadda to you, seeing as you said you had no criticism against it.

I'm amazed that you can type, zombie711, because you just made it incredibly clear that you can't read. At the bottom, it says that it's a Photoshop image done by Michael Fahey. Michael is a contributor to Kotaku. This is just an idea he made up, and I'm surprised you thought this was real.

I'd say some of the fights in FFXIII work that way. Once you figure out what the good team combo and paradigm deck is for a particular fight, it's a cakewalk. I remember one fight was kicking my ass until I realized that since the boss couldn't be slowed, cursed, OR knocked up into the air, that...