Someone: "Get your mind out of the gutter."
Me: "But the gutter is so warm and inviting."
Also, for sports conditioning, I said to my coach, "So, what's the daily torture?"
Some other times when I don't feel like explaining stuff: "Don't worry, it's powered by magic and physics."
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