Recent content by blainemono

Yeah, Ryan wasn't the villain of Bioshock, Fountain was. The subversive fucker that subverts Randism, remember? Aslo, Comstock wasn't that much of a racist, actually. Columbia was, yeah, with purple KKK and all that, but wasn't Comstock himself an equal repression asshole?

but but but you can wear a fish costume in PETA's own Super Chick Sisters so basically it's ok unless the victim is cute? goddamn hypocrites

Ah, Sin. I can still remember playing with bank terminals on the first level. With enough persistence you could transfer all the money from Alexis Sinclair's account to your own. Talk about dirty cops. Sadly all their (what was the developer's name by the way? can't remember) creativity went...

Thinks I didn't like about DXHR: -Non-lethal takedowns - the way they use up your battery and the overly brutal animations. It makes me feel patently stupid to sit for minutes in some supply closet waiting for some goon's friends to look the other way so I can quietly strangle him, only to...

Speaking of different ways of handling dying, there was this awesome IF game called "Spider and Web" (http://www.wurb.com/if/game/207) Your goal was to infiltrate a military installation and steal classified documents or something, but every time you died (or did something wrong) you woke up...

etc. I really hope Ricky Gervais is reading this thread, so much good advice for him here. Seriously, one would think that internationally renowned comedian that he supposedly is would know how to make a proper joke by now. Like, about that airplane food. What's the deal with it? Now...

Gervais aside, what's wrong with Steve Buscemi? He looks so sad (and insane) in the video.

Great, you just had to go ahead and spoil orange juice for everyone, haven't you? Also, But then again, am I really so hard to please? Yes. Yes, you are.

I would like to mention the following fact: yahtzee sucks cocks. seriously. the way he reviews games, he just asks for a cock. THERE ARE COCKS UNSUCKED? I COME FOR THEE! - that's yahtzee's motto. He likes single player? sure, we got it. now what? I tell you what - he will review a thoroughly...

You know, most of the times Yahtzee appears to be a smart, well-versed, thoughtful young man. Some other times though, his writing raises questions not about his sanity per se, but rather about the origins of the alien body-snatching race that took hold of his body and is using it for goals...