Recent content by Blydden

Level Up! [http://www.kongregate.com/games/Titch/level-up] Okay, a couple shots of adrenaline and now I'm good to go again! Huzzah! What is it with me and Flixel games? I just love the damned things. Robot Wants X, Canabalt, and now Level Up!. I think it might be that I have the hots...

Actually, I decided to make you the Rogue. The Cheezy One is the Cleric. (Also: Da_Vane is a Conjuror.) Although, I'm perfectly fine with changing the class of your character, and I am expecting such.

Monsters' Den: Book of Dread [http://www.kongregate.com/games/garin/monsters-den-book-of-dread] My employer apparently studied up on how to make moonshine...anyway, 5th day in a row, down the hatch! Who's your Christmas hero? Monsters' Den: Book of Dread is a turn-based RPG, my...

Yep, time to be Light the II! Kill the criminals!

Not only are there no cities in Antarctica, Antarctica is melting due to global warming. Die Antarctica, die! (Feeds more burning tires into the fireplace)

Globetrotter XL [http://www.kongregate.com/games/crafics/globetrotter-xl] Cheezy One? Hello? Little help here, you're on! Hello...? Uh oh...Erm, ok, you can improvise...let's see, something with six, something with six...ah ha! Globetrotter XL is an educational game. I know, I know...

Magic Orbs [http://www.kongregate.com/games/iLegendary/magic-orbs] Employer is hung-over. Great. Third day in a row, down the hatch! No more egg-nog or negus (look it up) for him either now! Hopefully he'll be back tomorrow for sure... Magic Orbs is a puzzle game by ArmorGames. You...

Warbears Adventures : An A.R. X-Mas [http://www.kongregate.com/games/ioji/warbears-adventures-an-a-r-x-mas] Ah, good. My employer has finally passed out in a heap. No more alcohol for him for a while, I say! Anyway... First off, please note that I LOVE THE WARBEARS OH MY THE RAVEN...

Duck. Seriously, has no one heard of it?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_(film)

I'd like to be fused with a pelican, please. I'd like the wings and big mouth. :3

Heir [http://www.kongregate.com/games/ArmorGames/heir] And now for something completely different to take a break from my [most likely drunk] singing employer, an actual review! Heir is a game by Antony Lavelle (in association with ArmorGames). It is a tribute to something called Shadow...

Best. Ctrl+Tab. Yet.

Fallen From The Moon [http://www.kongregate.com/games/Gamystar/fallen-from-the-moon] Ok, I know, it has been 8 weeks since my last review. Although, considering that my total audience is my employer and his 2 friends, should I be stressing?...*sigh*...Baby steps...a GamyStar & FastGames...

Sadly, however, you are forgetting to note that (speculation alert) the game is poorly coded, and thus, has more bug trouble than most beds. Because of said poor coding, the bugs can't be easily fixed without a possibility of screwing up something else. The creator wouldn't even let KONGREGATE...

Hey! If you are going to have Elan, please include Haley Starshine too! She could cheat and/or steal all the poker chips! :D (Or Vaarsuvius, who blows up the table by putting Explosive Runes onto one of the cards.)