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    Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Solid 4

    MGS fan-service. That's what the games sounds-like now. Kinda like L: Change The WorLd, I presumed it would be an awesome cat-and-mouse thriller when I got a shit load of fan-service and 1000's of the actors cheezy-skills (like the "Oh man I'm dead SYKE Now I'm dead" skill). Yeah, I'm just...
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    Zero Punctuation: Console Rundown

    The Webby's were in New York? How can I miss that!?!? *takes rope and makes a tie* *jumps*
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    Zero Punctuation: The World Ends With You

    Hmm...with all the hor-ribble reading you had to go through, I would be pretty scared to see your review of a Phoenix Wright game. I like the game, but I actually found the gameplay to be oversimplistic (since I happen to just press left/right all the time while making scribbles as if I F'ING...
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    Zero Punctuation: Painkiller

    So....this is pretty much an M-Rated Luigi's Mansion, only with shuriken and lightning? Seems cool, if it wasn't for the PC.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Witcher

    Wow, sounds a lot better than Antiques RoadShow: Return of The Witch King's Watch. Also Yahtzee I kinda got a request, even though I know requests are done by email. I think you should do a review of 'In The Name Of The King.' Yeah, it's a movie, but it features the guys from The Transporter...
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    Zero Punctuation: Silent Hill Origins

    Looks like Yahtzee never played Blade Dancer for the PSP. Weapons break down as much as a rapist with Emo issues. And that's the last thing you want to happen in an RPG game.
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    Zero Punctuation: Super Mario Galaxy

    Well I never felt the thrill of Wanker's Cramp throughout this game, but I never felt the need to obtain this monolithic treasure either(sob sob). But I thought it was akward for me to shake my Wii and do a fruity spinny-move-thingy like they do in Genji: Days of the Blade. Akward or not, this...
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    Zero Punctuation: Mass Effect

    Is it really wrong for me to like JRPGs? Like Kingdom Hearts, Super Mario RPG, Final Fantasy 2,591 Part Deux?
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    Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero III

    Hmm...All I really thought of GH3 was that it was just an excuse to have a bigger playlist, and nothing more. They took out Clive Winston, Eddie Knox, Paradox, and replaced them with a 10 year old Midori, Elroy Budvis (WTF?), and MetalHead. I actually happen to like MetalHead, but I guess I will...
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    Zero Punctuation: F.E.A.R. Perseus Mandate

    I'm a bit scared to see a Mario Galaxy review only because of what's so good about it, disconcerning the easy curve and the gazillion 1up's you get in the game in comparison to the bazzillion Star Bits you get in the game. Sweet review, even though I have no such systems or a strong enough PC.
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    Zero Punctuation: Zelda Phantom Hourglass

    True true....so true. But then again, will anyone play a game where Link (a.k.a. Fagballs) dies and now a new group of heroes take his place?...for the time being anyway? If you wanna see my game idea of this check out my 1up page here [http://boricua_bob.1up.com].
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    Zero Punctuation: Zelda Phantom Hourglass

    This review actually makes me wanna get the game rather than mix into some doo-doo stew. Then again, I did try to send them my game idea, but they didn't take it because of legal reasons. It was to be an alternate version of Twilight Princess, where Link (err, I mean Fagballs) dies instead of...