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    Saddest Fictional Death

    Probably this, Gibson at the end of Braveheart, or Hanks at the end of Saving Private Ryan for me. Something about strong characters finally being broken.
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    Poll: Rushing and you

    I wonder, have you ever had "fun" playing a game, and not the "fun" you think you are having from winning... That is satisfaction, a very different feeling.
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    California Gay Marriage Ban Lifted

    Assuming the government is not comprised of idiots, of course, which is a mighty hasty assumption.
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    California Gay Marriage Ban Lifted

    I am against the entire institution of marriage being in any way, shape or form related to government. It is a religious institution... If someone wants to be jointed through a court, which makes ZERO SENSE to me (why in the hell does the law need to be involved in a relationship?), it should...
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    Titanic 2 Looks So Bad It's ... Terrible

    I'll watch it if there is a Masturbating Bear on the ice berg.
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    Poll: Would you give up all emotion?

    I voted yes, it would make one efficient machine of an organism.
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    Poll: Zombies ate the guy next to me!!

    I like the SPAS option. I choose that one. Besides, you don't have to worry about others, which in most movies, are the things that get people killed. Also, I would make an outfit resembling that of Leon Kennedy from RE2, just to humor any survivors I come across, unless of course they don't...
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    What is the meaning of Life?

    So wrong it hurts. Faith is believing, not knowing.
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    What is the meaning of Life?

    I think philosophically, the question makes no sense, particularly when applied to the human race. Others have stated the old "to perpetuate the species" card, but seeing as how, when speaking in terms of energy and agriculture, we have already technically passed our planet's carrying capacity...
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    Who is the coolest person you can find who shares your birthday?

    Emma Watson (statutory rape, anyone?), Seth Rogen (comedy, anyone?), Patrick Carney (Black Keys, anyone?), Claudia Cardinale (sex and Italy, anyone?), Liz Montgomery (witchcraft, anyone?), and of course LEONARDO DA VINCI, ANYONE?!?!?!!?!? My birthday rocks!
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    I think I just fell for a scam...

    I'd sell all your belongings, move to the Middle East, and start training for a one-man Jihad against corporate America, tp'ing every fortune 500 company building you can hook a window-cleaning scaffold to.
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    Douchebags on the internet

    The reason I stay away from XBL. Anonymity and freedom of speech are an explosive combination, even with mods batoning people left and right.
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    Poll: Should men shave their pubic hair?

    Ah, you forgot one very important word... "all". Also, seriously, can't we all just agree to shave our nipples and be friends?
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    Poll: Should men shave their pubic hair?

    Every heard of continuity? Sorry, when I hear pretentious and ignorant statements I just have to chime in, especially ones as "knowing" as that! Also, your "girlfriends" must be pretty superficial to really care that much about pubic hair, either that, or they go down quite often and probably...
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    Poll: Should men shave their pubic hair?

    We all have to learn some time, right? And yea... fat people, rofllllllllllllll!!111111111111111111111111one!1111!....1//