Recent content by BuckshotArtist

Uh, other. My religion demands I die in battle to go to the eternal paradise. So I wouldn't be on death row, I'd be gunned down in firefight.

Actual shooters hate gamers because of the unrealistic way the guns works, and they hate airsofters because they spend nearly the same amount of money as a real gun to get a toy. I fall into the Actual Shooter and Gamer categories.

Bar all the doors and windows from the outside, then burn the place down with them both inside. No evidence, problem solved.

Oh, this reminds me of the time this little 6th grade girl who's family is related to some sort of oil company CEO, ie. richer than the gods, starts rubbing it in my 9th grade face. I was 5' 10" in 9th grade. She just barely hit the 5 foot mark. So I kicked her in the back of the knee and she...

Screw that. I'd shoot him then empty the rest of the magazine into his corpse.

Eric Williamson, 29, got up at 5:30 a.m. Monday and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. He was naked, but he was alone in the Springfield house, so he didn't think it mattered. WRONG! A woman and a 7-year-old boy were cutting through Williamson's front yard from a nearby path, according...

That's it. I'm starting a petition to get my local elementary school to do Saving Private Ryan for their school play this year.

Right up along with "Spec ops douchebags with heartbeat sensors" and "Snowmobiles or for losers!" I don't think it was the MW2 community that was offended by the FAGS statement, and if they were, hypocrites. I think it was more mainstream people who didn't like it.

lol, nerd raeg. On a more serious note, who the hell brings a ten-inch rusty steak knife to an internet cafe? If you have to carry a knife everywhere, be like me. Carry a KA-BAR or other fighting knife instead of a kitchen knife.

My mike has the odd tendency to make your voice sound like you just got your sack caught in a woodchipper when I hear it (usually from someone else's mike) but everyone I meet online keeps telling me to stop eating my mike.

There is one map. You spawn in the middle. There are giant walls all around you. There are snipers with aimbots who have no problem spawncamping on the walls. There is no spawn protection, no score limit, no time limit, and no cover anywhere. And you have no guns. Oh, and the snipers are all...

Well, that depends. Does he owe me money, and if so, how much?