Recent content by Buddywazzizname

Reid. ...Yeah, I got beat up a lot in elementary school.

Well, considering I'm a private in the army, I'd imagine the whole 'Impervious to Death' thing would equate to one hell of a raise. Other than that, life goes on as normal.

...I love you guys, seriously. XD

Human; I'm particularly fond of my current physiology thank you. I want to go on one giant interstellar boning-spree, and humans don't cause allergic reactions or... chaffing... in all dem alien bitches.

Titan Legions. That's all that really needs to be said.

Because my niece never shuts up about him, ever. And it's damn awkward enough coming from barracks to visit my half-brother (a vegitarian and a pacifist, because life is like that) without the whole damn house vibrating to the words; 'BABY!, BABY!'.

Lads, it's a comic about a strange woman, her pet mouse and a great many jokes about dongs, feces and farts. Simmer down a little.