Recent content by bullet_sandw1ch

well, if anyone was a child during the 90's and early 2000's, i recommend staying away from shrek is love shrek is life. Simply horrifying stuff, it only makes sense it would be excreted by 4chan.

if you burn a human effigy you sever the link between online and offline. it makes it much harder to do pvp but also makes co-op harder to do (you have much less communication between one another so less summon signs). of course, human effigies are very rare and valuable, more than humanities...

there are dark chocolates as mild as 70% cocoa. are you sure you havnt tried a 90% dark chocolate? I love dark chocolate but even that stuff is a little strong for me. OT: Dark Chocolate. for me, milk is too sweet and white is basically plastic. i do recommend 75%-80% dark chocolate with...

Pay the check? PAY THE CHECK? What are you, a saint??? no no no, when i date, we eat, and i grab the woman by her hand and dash out the restaurant with all the speed of an anti-Semitist in Israel! checks be damned! OT: in all seriousness, i do always pay the check. the way i see it, and many...

Shadow of the Collossus(PS2)- this choice needs no reasoning. A stunning game that set the bar for character design (Dem collossi), and minimalist storytelling, the latter of which has only been surpassed by the souls series, particularly dark souls. Halo: Combat Evolved(Xbox)- Had half-life...

I'd probably have to say Aliens:Colonial Marines. A four player coop game in the same family tree of the iconic, widely-loved film? GOD YES PLEASE. What we got was a hack job that butchered the canon of the series (even though alien's canon isnt exactly stunning), butchered basic fundamental...

the new Thief is a huge case of "do you get what the game is trying to do?". most reviewers seem to not understand that FIGHTING IN THIEF IS PRACTICALLY A SIN. and yet, sites like IGN have the gall to say thief's combat is clunky. of course its clunky! Garrett's a thief not a shaolin monk...

what is nuclear winter anyway? ive heard that phrase a lot referring to fallout games but i never found out the meaning.

while i agree that it could of had a bit more cheeriness (the first 2 minutes of the intro is the only part that has anything close to a happy tone), its hard to avoid being dark and depressing when everyone that is outside a zone wants tor rape you, kill you, or eat you (not necessarily in that...

it seems like you and i are the only two people on the damn Earth who dont have opinions that drastically change after a game's out for a month. it comes out:OH LORD JESUS GAME OF CENTURY one month later: Wow what a piece of shit i cant believe i liked it at all.

wait. call me stupid, but... jupiter has a surface? i thought gas giants were just big balls of gas in space.

this may sound dramatic, but i had a bit of a panic attack when i began to think of how small we are, and what it would look like to see jupiter consume the earth from the surface.

i could see something like this being the weapon of choice for special ops teams in the future. completely silent, caseless, and could potentially do more damage once its refined as it fires an entire bullet. delve into more sci-fi aspects and i could see people in the far future modifying the...

im curious about this. what would happen if a planet collided directly with the Earth? would both just break apart?

THIS. i love smite with a burning passion because it has a more mellow community and it plays a bit like dragon age II (although that may be off putting). because you control your character in smite with WASD, you can strafe and backpedal while attacking, which i find makes it much easier than...