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Craig Fergusson AS Sean Connery.

I played the two games for the first time back to back. I told a friend that I thought the intro to ME2 was better than the entire first game. I'm glad I played the first game because of the references back to it, but it just never grabbed me. The inventory was a nightmare of bullshit. The skill...

As someone who has shot an aerosol can at a distance... Yeah, busting one in melee range isn't a terribly great idea.

I just wanted to say that I really liked the fact that it is a longer format. It gives them the opportunity to sort of wander off into the weeds with things, bringing up topics and perspectives that they might not otherwise stumble onto in shorter snippets. The strength of it is definitely their...

Captcha failure. And then it doesn't show a post. Then it reposts. And now I look twice as dumb as usual.

And that's why I use Barbasol for my beard busting.

Best one yet, I think. Perfect guitar tone for it.

The sound was incredible. Some day, I'm going to need some impressive foley for something... and it's going to be mashed potatoes on the floor.

I think this is the part where I make a joke insinuating you haven't played a game by EA in the past decade. That aside, the settlement is why the suit is for the 4 billion. It's just a negotiation. "I want 4 billion dollars." "We'll give you 2 million." And then they settle out for 35 and EA...

I have this great idea. We'll lock down the multiplayer mode so that people won't want to get the game at all! PROFIT!

Oh man. Incoming meme. Douché! Acknowledging your snarky point, but letting you know that you're still a +1 bag of douche.

I have a Mac. I play video games. Two things clearly at odds with one another. I'm defined by dichotomy. Lacking a singular purpose, my desires are in constant opposition to reality. Or I just thought the Apple-styled HEV suit was neat. I could just as easily be Greg House as Gordon Freeman...

And tomorrow, a scale model of Jay Leno!

There are parts of the world where you aren't guaranteed to have an internet connection all of the time. Dragon Age was one of the ways I killed time in airports and late nights when I took a trip last year. So what it really means is that you don't get the Steam version and then you crack...

This just looks like it wants to be Painkiller really bad... but won't be. If you haven't played Painkiller, do it. And then come back and post a poll asking whether the cutscenes in Painkiller are better or worse than the awful advertising for this game.