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    Describe your last visit to the bathroom.

    Went in, put the seat up, put my foot up on the edge of the bowl, and emptied my leg bag into the toilet. A bright, shiny copper coin to anyone who figures this out.
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    Poll: Mario Gets a Sex Change

    She just needs to ditch the skirt for some overalls and put on a few pounds. Then it will feel right. I mean, when's the last time you saw a plumber in a skirt and stockings?
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    Space Janitors: Episode One

    When I first saw the ads for this, I thought: "This could go in two directions. It could be a genuine, low key production with some scathing satirical humor with a naturalized approach to the setting, or it could be a sitcom in space." *after watching the video* ...sigh... I hate sitcoms...
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    Need new music.

    Here's some really excellent metal musical choices, what I consider the gems of my musical archive. In descending order of amazing/what got the most emotional response out of me: #10: Alestorm - Captain Morgan's Revenge. It's epic Scottish pirate metal. It surprised the shit out of me and...
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    Let's play: Threads of Fate; Chapter 1: Our Hero, Ladies and Gentlemen

    This is pretty much where I feel Mint's story should end. It would preferably be a sharp pointy end. Alas, no... TO BE FAIR, she does get all the good gags. You get to see the lighter side of some of the other characters in her story. Looking forward to more.
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    Let's play: Threads of Fate; Chapter 1: Our Hero, Ladies and Gentlemen

    This game is one of my all time favorite Action RPGs. I hate to be a wet blanket, but if you were interested in saving time, playing through Rue's story would be just as effective as playing through both. Mint meets all the same characters and fights (mostly) the same bosses, but her story...
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    The last song you listened to is now your country's national anthem.

    It's only fitting that I share Blind Guardian's Sacred Worlds, wherein we find the answer to all our problems.
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    What the fuck, guys? why won't you do it yet?

    First, A couple of things. One, you really should pay better attention to words and grammar. If you want to ask people for input, they need to understand you. Comprehension is not found in gibberish and misspellings. Two, babies eating gunpowder. This non-sequitur has been brought to you by...
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    How many 2011 games have you actually bought/played?

    Only one: Hunted. It will be two next friday... Mmmm...Skyrim.
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    Steve Jobs' Last Words: Oh wow, Oh wow, Oh wow

    That is a new kind of awesome. A category has yet to be determined for how crazy awesome that is. Also, I pegged Moses as more of a Stargate fan.
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    Poll: Does anyone actually like being the "warrior"?

    For the mechanical concept, yes. I like the idea of being the big tough guy who willingly paints a target on his back so his allies can do their jobs. That's also my attitude toward multiplayer in general; I exist to make sure other people on my team make it through the fight. Doesn't matter...
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    Steve Jobs' Last Words: Oh wow, Oh wow, Oh wow

    See, he had just had a glimpse of his new home in heaven, where -- due to temporary restrictions of space -- he was going to be sharing a room with Moses, who recently upgraded his stone tablets ... to a couple of iPads. I think my reaction would have been the same.
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    What is on your shelves?

    Right Shelf: My antique collection of D&D 3.5e books. I don't use em anymore, I just like the way they look. Shelf below that: the minis I use weekly for games (characters, reoccurring npcs) Left Shelf: My somewhat smaller collection of D&D 4e books, a couple paper maps, and one of several...
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    What SKYRIM class are you?

    I will be playing against racial stereotypes and bring forth another in a long line of my elder scrolls Argonian fighter mages. I have nothing to hide, why should I sneak? However, I will say that I miss spear from morrowind. At least my swords will look super awesome, right? *tries to hide...
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    Chinese Toddler Hit By Van, Then Ignored For Several Minutes By 18 Passers-By

    The thing is, we weren't there, and it's impossible to say what we would do. A number of factors could have played into the choices made at that time by the people involved. It wasn't their fault that it happened, it was an accident. What's important is that we take this disturbing scene to...