Recent content by calingido

Stealing money. No, not by picking pockets or anything, but becoming friends with a group who offers me some cash to buy the next round then making friends with another group at the bar who then buys the round of drinks. On my best night I walked away with $82 (I don't know where the $2 came...

All of you make me sad. How can no one remember Conan: The Barbarian? Yes the rest were good (I even have the Reboot movies) but Conan was epic. And to get on the Nick bandwagon - You Can't Do That on Television, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Real Monsters! Plus...

Playing Smurfs on the Atari. I was 3 and could never time a jump over the damn bats.

It's called "the hero's journey" in literature - an age old plot structure that has been tossed around for centuries. Personally, I felt he ripped off Eddings and McCaffrey more than anything.

machetes never have to be reloaded

oh I love Orange County: (in a dive bar in San Juan) Girl: Dyke! Me: Yes? Girl: (pause) What? Me: Yes, I'm gay. Need something? Girl: (bravado) Not from you! Me: You wouldn't get it anyway. (silence followed by laughter from the other patrons) I hadn't even ordered a drink yet...

7th Guest

CoD4 Harvest Moon (i art dork) Guitar Hero/Rock Band Mahjong /WoW

my family still quotes Pirates of Penzance (with Kevin Kline) and Noises Off. absolute favorites

"Finally"

god, I'd hate to be the troll but there are some /emo b*7ches up in here. Love is the fire in which you are tested again and again. I guess a few posters have been found wanting...

My sister-in-law and I have been banned from playing tennis together because my brother thinks we're going to kill each other with our "free spirit" swinging. You gotta follow through right?

i tend to get a little spazztic on the drums and start going faster than my alcohol-soaked brain can process. i've flipped sticks into things...roommates, cats, my other hand (wicked cool!)...just stuff really

I've never understood why people freak out about driving. If you're nervous take a deep breath, relax, and go slow. If people honk and scream obscenities so what? You'll get to your destination with you and your car one piece and that's all that matters. You need to learn how to handle a car...

http://www.dynamicbalancingtaichi.co.uk/Vinegar%20tasters.htm is better than wiki It's a reminder that life is how it should be. To be constantly struggling against it is futile in and of itself.