Ok, i did, and heres what i got:
Me:
How did you become god?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Programmed what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Myself programmed you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
.....what?
I would.......hmmmmmm......
I would genetically alter fruits so that way they would be sentient. Then i would sell them as much healthier fruit than the average kind after releasing a virus that infects all the fruit that isn't mine. As people buy thousands of them, i will fake my death when...
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