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    Shamus Plays: LOTRO, Part 18

    "But...I don't have any friends" Is the best finisher to a chapter this series has had yet. Great writing Shamus!
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    Nintendo Pirate Settles Dispute for $1.5 Million

    There is nothing more entertaining than watching people argue passionately about topics they barely understand. "This is wrong!" "Nintendo is evil!" "Piracy isn't stealing!" Seriously, take a step back and look at the big picture.
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    Reliable Source: How Tetris Ruined Christmas ?89

    Seems like your father saw his son getting too caught up in the materialist gift portion of Christmas and decided to remedy it the only way he knew how. This article depressed me more than anything else.
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    Be the Man With the Golden PS3 for Just $5000

    I love goooooooooooold.
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    231: Are You Happy Now?

    This article makes me want to give my parents a hug and apologize for getting angry when Knights of the Old Republic wouldn't run on our old Dell.
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    Escape to the Movies: Ninja Assassin

    I will never look at the Giving Tree the same way again.
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    Unskippable: Halo 3: ODST

    I was wondering that at the end too. I was like "wait for it...wait for it. Aww, they didn't say it." I long lost track, so I just assume "that was the (n)th time I died."
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    Unskippable: Borderlands

    Let's hope this "concept art as cutscene material" trend doesn't continue. I think you move beyond pencil sketches after the first year of art class.
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    There Will Be Brawl: Episode Nine

    The ending was astonishingly sad. I didn't realize how much I loved the character of the Pokemon Trainer. You guys crafted a really poignant episode end with the late Pokemon Trainer staring gleefully at the camera, asking "Was I any good?" And, Bowser's presentation just thrilled me. From...
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    Escape to the Movies: The Road

    I've been wondering about this movie. I did my best to read the book but it's a whole lot of nothing, despite my best efforts to appreciate it for what it was.
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    There Will Be Brawl: Episode Eight

    There's 2. It said somewhere it's supposed to be a 10 episode series. Let's hope for a season 2 after this!
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    Disasterpiece

    Bob, I've never felt more vindicated in all my life. A few years ago back in high school, I was expounding upon the sheer enjoyability and fun level of movies like The Patriot and Independence Day. One of my classmates, a self-described poet more comfortable looking at you through his thick...
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    Escape to the Movies: 2012

    Dude, you're a jerk. I'm sure you're the picture of beauty yourself. As far as the review goes, it was great. I always enjoy your reviews Bob! I hope that your message of the truth about the 2012 apocalypse gets spread to the masses before it's too late.
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    Mario Honored by Spanish Plumbers Union

    "I been a referee! I been a doctor! You ever seen a plunger in THESE HANDS?!" I wonder if Spanish plumbers use pirahna plants on those pipes instead of roto-rooter.
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    There Will Be Brawl: Episode Six

    TENNIS! You guys manage to blend humor, plot, and drama with the quality of a prime time release. And the ending of the episode was a fun, chaotic ending. Sometimes it's better than ending on a plot twist. (Unless you're called 24)