Recent content by Captain12345

Hehehehe. Fallout 3 (Bethesda) had a whole Vault (108 for the curious Lone Wanderer) filled with all clones of a "Gary". And all they say is "Gary". As in, "Gary, Gary Gary. Garrrrryyyy!" I find your choice of name, therefore, hilarious.

That was hilarious, I nearly peed at the "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE REST OF THE BODY" line at the end.

^^This. Please PLEASE tell me Liam Neeson is behind all this just for fun.

Well played, good sir. And a good point.

Well, a wooden broomhandle and a couch.

Wooden broomhandle...not too bad, but not ideal.

Wooden broomhandle...not too bad, but not ideal.

That...was exactly what I was going for, though I wasn't aware there was a troll face animation hahaha.

Alan Wake, nightmare mode. Hoofing it to the nearest light safe haven, get in there with MINIMAL health only to have three rapidly-fading tomahawks thrown by the now incorporal baddies send me to the ground. Somehow it JUST overwhelmed the massive regen in light I suppose. Did make for a fun...

I know, this made me reexamine my perspective on life as well.

Oh bugger, and here I thought there was some sort of crazy cost-cutting-artificial-meteorite-shower making plan going on.

I'm pronunciing "cinematic" as he does from now on.

Now this...THIS should be interesting....

Y'know, I was gonna say this applies only to woman, but I'm pretty sure that would work both ways haha.

When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt. One of my favorites, though I dont know where it was from.