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Of course I believe in aliens; that's why I pray to them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-BQDQRL2Ys

Have you heard about the magic tractor? It turned into a field. BONUS SHIT JOKE - Where do you find a spider with no legs? The same place you left it.

Whew - thank God he was being sarcastic. Otherwise this post would've just been ridiculous.

This evil game would have you believe - within its opening minutes - that it has succinctly versed the player in the complexities of space combat. It tells you about your weapon range; it tells you how to move and how to fire. Oh, and it also tells you this is all you'll need to know to avoid...

In Space No One Can Hear You Squee There aren't many videogames that can make (force) me to experience the Kübler-Ross model so in that respect alone Mass Effect 2 is a particularly memorable romp. The original Mass Effect was also unique in that I was willing to grant it the highly...

Borderlands - when you get right down to it - is pretty frikkin great. It doesn't have an incredible cast of voice actors - nor does it contain a plot of particular interest or artistic merit. It is a game where you shoot things. Rather frequently in fact. When you shoot these things you become...

That mission in 'Advanced Warfighter' where you're dropped in (ALONE!) an area with heavy EM interference. You didn't realise just how badly you were relying on the HUD before then...

Well first of all, thanks for all the positive feedback! I have to admit, I was genuinely nervous of posting such a thing on 'The Escapist' forums, of all places - having seen second-hand the vitriol usually reserved for those who have anything positive to say about the franchise. I was fully...

Yikes! *edits post* Thanks, that was a close one!

Wow, you would never guess a 'Halo' game is just weeks away from being released would you? Last time around, the biblical event was preceded by months of some of the most ridiculous marketing and hype in the history of media. Everywhere you turned you were bombarded by claims that the game's...

Well, E3 is in full swing and already we have what is bound to be an overly analysed (by me, anyway) talking point for months to come. I'm referring to Microsoft's Project Natal, revealed in this horrific presentation (please note the disclaimer in bottom left)...

Thankee much. I really want that Pacifier game now. "You have 60 seconds to drive to school. Gain additional time by hitting melon stands and running over pedestrians".

'The Wheelman' is a truly impossible game to hate. No matter how much you can grimace at its laughably burly mission statements - culminating in the magnificent 'Get the Astra' - the game has a perfect defense to bribe you with. It will make you Vin Diesel. Whether or not possession of such...