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My hair has a horrible way of sticking in directions I don't want it to go. Regardless of length, style, whatever, even with gel there's a specific spot on my head which just makes it look horrible. My only way of shaping it into a semi-respectable looking form is to throw on a hat in the...

And next week we'll have the same comic except it'll say Xbox One and Five hundred dollars instead. Not that any of this should come as a surprise. Everyone with an actual brain could've told you neither console will have much worth playing until next year since Watch Dogs got delayed.

As a note, Ellie does end up helping you stab stuff at times, so it's not like the knife goes completely to waste.

There's no FOV slider in Last Light. Which, by the way, I think it's a completely ridiculous thing to get all pissy about. Like multiplayer, it really doesn't need to be in every shooter ever made.

I do ever so love it when someone who obviously dislikes a certain genre of games attempts to write a review for one. I mean, it's just as bad as when a fanboi writes a gushing all positive review, but quite frankly this is no better than a Zero Punctuation review however we're already aware of...

I actually think of it this way: Corvo knew what was coming. He was well aware that he was going to get betrayed, but playing along was the only thing he could do in order to actually save Emily. He had resigned himself to death as he still blamed himself for the Empress' death, and it was only...

The guy shot at him, so he froze time, possessed the guy, and then moved him in front of his own bullet. Half this game is just figuring out the various crazy ways you can disable or kill people. Also, as for the supposed morality system, for this game people have it wrong, I'd say. The...

The amount that people have completely misinterpreted the point of Spec Ops is quite staggering. The game was meant to be an introspective look at modern shooters as how you don't even think about what you're doing in games like that any more, you just mindless blast away everything you see and...

Man, I swear I'm like the only person to like Chaos On better than the first Deponia. I found that the larger role of Goal added a lot to the story, and while I agree that the first chapter had a lot of puzzle problems in the sense that a player had no direction whatsoever and way too much you...

Can we just throw all these companies into a deathmatch ring and then hope none of them survive? Please?

Steins;Gate. That is all.

Well, that's one way to completely butcher the name of an otherwise awesome game...

Actually, considering they were Goonsquad, yes, yes you can blame them for trying, because their sole purpose is to try and ruin any game they're in.

Couple of things to note: 1) It's immensely satisfying game in the sense that when, after studying a puzzle for quite a few minutes and being hopelessly lost, you finally have the epiphany moment where it suddenly all becomes clear, quite often with the "I can do that? I can do that!" phrase...

Not a chance in hell was San Andreas the best. It was good, but way too spread out. Give me 3 or Vice City any day of the week over SA.