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    Canadian SF Author beaten and arrested at Border Crossing.

    I'm sure when the man was driving up the border he was all like "I'm sure not all americans are as bad as people make them out to be" Look what happened to him.
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    Poll: There is no justifiable reason for civilians to own modern weapons.

    What if they need to protect themselves from T E R R O R I S T S
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    Poll: How was your halloween?

    I smoked some weed. Peace.
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    Poll: modern warfare 2, day 1 purchase?

    You forgot the "I preordered it" option.
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    Most Inaccurate Lessons You Were Taught in School

    Cursive Righting for sure, they tried to convince us if we didn't learn to write in cursive we would wind up on the streets eating out of trash cans because all the schoolwork from that point on was supposably only supposed to have cursive. Once I entered high school I was never asked to...
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    Poll: Have You Seen This Man?

    http://www.thisman.org/dreams.htm Read the second from the bottom on this page, thats where I drew the line.
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    Poll: Have you ever had a dream where you were the opposite sex?

    Yes, I was a rapist... Edit: LESBIAN Rapist
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    Everyone is dead.

    Me? I'de become a necrophiliac Yeah, I'm gross.
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    Poll: You're Down to your Last $100 - What do you do?

    I go get a loan (this being a business trip I should've had enough evidence of who the F**K I am right?) and fly home then look for a job in the same field I was in, after I am back on my feet I keep spending paychecks on eggs until I have about 20 cartons, then I hire some teenagers to Egg the...
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    What do you want your last words to be?

    I already decided a long time ago that right before I die, at the top off my lungs I am going to shout "I REPENT FOR ALL MY SINS" Y'know, just in case.
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    Poll: Zombies, Werewolves, or Vampires

    Exact opposite
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    Poll: Zombies, Werewolves, or Vampires

    Don't you know anything? Vampires can function in daylight they'll just be really easy to see in all their sparkly glory.
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    25 Things a Perfect Guy Would Do

    I wonder if they got 25 "You have been quoted" messages cause of this.
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    Cream Eggs, How do you eat yours?

    I swallow them whole... Ok, I actually break them in two. Get all the filing in my mouth then put the chocolate on top of it and bite to mix it all up :O
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    Rate the last game you purchased

    Call of Duty 5, I give this game a 2/5, I found the american campaign missions to be incredibly repetitive and cliche as well as the AI being stupid, predictable and always shouting "BANZAAAAI" before they ran in. The Russian Campaign missions however I found incredibly fun. Starting off in...