Recent content by Chaos Switch

Naive Wreck

A half eaten cup of spicy noodles I guess I can throw it in someones eyes and beat them up for their weapon.

Gabriel Belmont as a father? Cool - being a battle hardened slayer of vampires - but a little too much (alleged) wangst.

I have a rudimentary understanding of the human body (pre-med), I guess that's better than nothing. Oh, I also know first aid so I can keep you alive until the ambu... You know what? Scratch that last one.

Schmuck Bait, pure and simple. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SchmuckBait

Self explanatory really. Is there any film that you know is total rubbish but still get pleasure from watching? For myself it would definitely be Tokyo Drift. No matter how much they bastardise the cultures of drifting and tuning simultaneously, I still enjoy it for its general feel.

I think I'd rather ask him to complete his universe instead of C. Tolkien publishing all his unfinished notes.

Hey, as far as naming children goes, that name is miles better than "4real"

If Optimus Prime were a tick-borne disease, he'd be Optimus Lyme. Pulling out all the stops for originality (homophones be damned!).

If Optimus Prime was a preservative, he'd be Optimus Brine.

Castlevania Symphony of the Night falls in the classic side-scroller category for me. Can't even count how many times I've played it. Also Wipeout 3 has aged remarkably well.

I reached about 5th kyu in Hontai Takagi Yōshin ryū jujutsu until breaking my heel bone (unrelated), so I'm horribly out of practice; I probably wouldn't stand up too well in a fight.

Oh dear - Saren Do not want.