Recent content by Chaotic Neutral

As one of the two, maybe three people on this forum who has actually read the Book of Enoch, I agree. This is 95% likely to be made of fail. Of course, there's a remote chance that the developers could create a game using this premise that is both entertaining and moderately respectful of the...

Seriously? The fans are just now moving on with their lives? And some people are still refusing to accept that the show isn't coming back? That's incredibly sad. If you really, absolutely must have more space western, allow me to recommend Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, and Outlaw Star, the three...

Attention my fellow escapists: The "ass" line has been used over 8000 times in this thread alone. It's no longer witty. Not even when quoted ironically. Anyone else with nothing further to contribute can save themselves time and energy by simply typing the words "ass line." Since we've all...

Because every time the xenomorphs in the original tetralogy go up against people with modern/futuristic firearms and the knowledge to use them properly (as opposed to frightened civilians who are having to jury-rig a defense together on the spot) they're slaughtered. Seriously, rewatch Aliens...

Yes, I do. In the case of Delta, because I've seen the action figure [http://www.amazon.com/Bioshock-Action-Figure-Prototype-Subject/dp/B0033BV95I/ref=pd_sbs_t_1] in a local electronics store. It has "Subject Delta" written on the front in big, unmistakable lettering and a description of the...

Seriously folks, even I know that that's Subject Delta, the prototype Big Daddy you play as in Bioshock 2, and I haven't even started Bioshock yet (just got it with some extra cash, will start it after finishing a couple of games I'm playing now). Don't you people who claim to be fans of...

Haven't played the game, but I notice that for all the people bitching about how Yahtzee's not a "real critic," he and I have fairly similar tastes in gaming, and he generally does point out quite a few legitimate problems with the games he reviews. In this case, I can safely say that a poor...

If I had to take my best guess as to the main problem with banning guns in America (note the capitalization), I'd say it's that we've had them since our founding as a nation. Like many nations we started out needing weaponry to hunt, defend ourselves, and eventually have a revolution with, and...

So... It's Devil May Cry, with new and apparently interesting combos, an entertaining if bizzare story, all the fanservice is oriented to guys instead of chicks, and I don't have to feel so bad about that last bit because it's coming from a director who's proven willing to provide the ladies...

Here's a riddle for you! How is an art degree like explosive diarrhea? ...An actual artist doesn't need either! I wasn't going to feed the totally obvious troll, but out of concern for the members of this board who don't know anything about actual psychology, I will say that responding to...

The 23 day rule is brought up with regards to disease, but the way it's phrased in the manga makes it clear that it applies to all murders done with the note. I haven't seen the anime or watched the movies, though I do know the 23 day limit comes up again at the end of the second movie when...

Question: Why would I want 3D games? I've never seen a movie in which the 3D gimmick actually added to the experience other than as a brief, "oooh that's sort of neat" deal, and more usually the best the people in charge can do with it is to have the actors wave things in your face in a...

One, Misa was a *****. A dumb, shallow *****, with no visible redeeming features. She had to have something going for her, as not one but two "gods of death" died to save her ass, but I'll be damned if I can tell what it was. Light kept her around because she was useful and she'd willingly...

@EboMan7x (because I'm not going to quote him) That's a stupid plan. Retake high school psychology, and pay attention this time. In the meantime, stop spamming. I'm 99.9% certain that quote originally came from the movie, "They Live." OT: If someone can convince 4chan to take down her...

The trick there is that the characters have to be really compelling to make up for the lack of suspense in the overall plot. And as much as I wish it weren't so, not everyone writes characters that are that good. And the most annoying part is that they don't have to be, there are several...