Recent content by charlest92

Keep track of the turtle. The exact reason it took 3 of us to watch a turtle is beyond me. Jesus all it did was peek out at us and then backpeddle 1/4 of an inch.

Being white and in arizona means that women of my own ethnicity tend to be one of four things: 1)complete bitches 2)pretending to be another ethnicity 3)already knocked up by some hispanic dude 4)creepy as all hell. and sometimes a combination of 1,3, and 4

I hit upon a dragon flying backwards and shooting fire out of its ass. Then again before the patch I had a special save in which there stands six foot long Elk. I shot it and it extended.

Giants, mammoths, invisible mages, zombie mages, umm I seem to have problems with alot of things... My Breton all-rounder is capable of pwning weaker human enemies and animals with one well placed intercontinental ballistic arrow, but those giants and their mammoths are pure evil, mages that can...

Comparing the fans is pointless. Simply compare the games, in two catagories continuous play value w/ the internet And Continuous play value without the internet. Any game that requires the internet to be fun is shit, therefore skyrim is better. EDIT: SKYRIM w/internet CPV 9.5 (eventually)...

Ummm yup, well, I'm gonna look at this from the perspective of someone who doesn't play either series like its going to give me the best sex of my life. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is the latest installment of what I see as a phenominally mediocre series that sells very well, primarily...

NO, Simply put NO. The horror of war is 6-9 months of training(based on your job) and if you do see combat you will probably need psychiatric help for PTSD. If you get shot 6-12 weeks of healing +6-18 months of physical rehab(if you survive) or you go into a box.

Alright first off I give that guy massive applause. Second the last time I met one of these "biters" the dumb little shit thought it was funny to bite my elbow while I was getting something off the bottom shelves, suffice to say I was legtimately pissed-off so I gave the little bastard a...

I could understand if they did it to the multiplayer content because it takes up space on a server to hold on to stats'n shit. But for them to apply a pass system that does nothing to the multiplayer but instead is designed to cut up your single player is bad ju-ju.

I convinced my phone to play the Safety Dance keyboard notes

My symbol of death has to be "life" simply because without life there is no death.

No sir your power level is not over 9000.And unfortunatly I just died. Well played my friend that is truly an epic weapon. And now for my own attempt and a half. The greatest and most destructive and unavoidable weapon in the existance (except in some Arab nations) is an irate wife. Now to...

3 Things #1) Government can't tax it. Before you go all "YES THEY CAN" on my ass, follow this train of thought. Where can you grow weed. Answer: ANYFUCKINGWHERE. A friend of mine from 9th grade grew a plant both out in an abandoned lot and in the attic of his Phoenix, Arizona-usa home, and it...

YES

Short answer, yes as for my mental state afterwards who knows.