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That's not a deus ex machina. The Bond gadgets are good example of "chekovs gun", which is a rule that states that if a gun (or weapon or item) is to prove important in the third act, it must be talked about in the first act. In most instances, the Bond gadgets aren't used in the way...

Sonic 2. When the station crashes and Sonic the Hedgehog is hurtling towards the Earth... Tails comes out of nowhere to catch him in his biplane. I also really liked the L.A. Noire ending, but don't know how to post spoilers so wont go into detail. I will say that the finale 2 hours or so...

Ditto. It'll be nice to get my hands on some of the CM gadgetry and weapons in a game that is actually good and doesn't completely suck, unlike Aliens versus Predator (though in fairness, they got the Smart Gun dead on). I mean... I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State...

Aside from looking rather fantastic, one of the reasons i'm so looking forward to it is that Aliens is such an immensely quotable film, and some of my best xbox Live experiences have been quipping relevant James Bond lines while dispatching other players on Quantum of Solace... like the time i...

I have never had oral sex performed on me, but i saw a picture on the internet once, and the girl's mouth looked uncomfortably full. I would say there is a different between putting something in your mouth, and putting your mouth in something. It's not a flattering look for a girl, and there...

change. Yes, i need to dress up like Frank Woods from Black Ops. I wont go into further detail.

Oh, i'm not aversed to giving, but i'm absolutely against receiving as i feel it degrades the woman.

Anyway, i decided to tell her how i felt. She was cool with it, but can't understand why i insist on using ACOG sights. We are going to do the one on one match too, where she thinks she will "school me" on the correct way to play... and she's probably right. But if i win while using my ACOG...

Woah woah woah. That's really quite a rude thing to say. She is better than me on Call of Duty. I only break into the top 3 if i'm having an extremely good day, but more often than not am in the lower half of my team's scoring chart. That's not the point. The point is i enjoy playing the...

I'm opposed to oral sex and i'm pretty sure she'll beat me one on one, so those suggestions are out. The thing is, we literally just moved in together over the weekend. I don't want to say that her commenting while i'm playing bugs me, because it might make it seem like moving in was a...

Well, i only play team headqaurters and i think the difference between "camping" and "strategic waiting" is this. A camper will park himself somewhere hidden or hard to reach soleley with a view of racking up kills while not dying to unlock a killstreak reward. Giving absolutely no thought...

I'm quite a big gamer and have been spending a fair amount of my free time playing Black Ops on my xbox recently. I'm not neglecting Natasha or anything, in fact she's kind of a gamer too. The following picture is kind of true of our relationship...

No they didn't. The major selling point of the early games was exploring the conflict from so many different perspectives. Call of Duty 2 featured a British campaign in Tunisia, so i wouldn't say they overlooked North Africa. World at War (okay, not really an "early game") focused...

I thought that ending was great. L.A Noire had a remarkably deep story and some of the characters were as complex as the motion technology used to create the game. In short, throughout the game Cole shows himself to be a selfish hypocrite with strong sociopathic tendencies. He has an affair...

The story was told in such a way that the motivation for an action was usually made known after it was carried out. I think that was pretty cool... it kind of made the main narrative into one long mystery to be solved just like the individual cases. Also, a big part of the game was reading...