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    Zero Punctuation: Aliens: Colonial Marines

    He can't have meant that. I mean, seeing as how the nice-looking demo, with all that juicy dynamic lighting and great content which simply does not exist in the full game, was actually presented by Gearbox with comments and bragging by Pitchford! They can't possibly shy away from from taking...
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    Zero Punctuation: Aliens: Colonial Marines

    Keep in mind DNF is abbreviation for Did Not Finish, as well. Which is just fine description of both games, on several layers. They are all to blame. Never mind arguing about who's to blame MORE.
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    Games where you are the bad guy (but don't know it)

    No, the Brotherhood of Nod are actively spreading tiberium for financial gain, and tiberium is extremely toxic to flora, fauna, and ruins the very soil. The goodie/baddie is fairly obvious, and you choose which one you want, which is NOT what the OP was asking in this thread.
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    Zero Punctuation: Silent Hill 2

    Silent Hill 2 is the one and only game I have had to take breaks from, not because I was sleepdeprived, but because I was nervewracked. I could not agree with Yahtzee's praise for the atmosfear enaugh. The only thing worse than the thundering, deafening "ambient" noise of Akira Yamaoka beating...
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    Does Converting to All Veggie Diet Do Any Good?

    Cows are not supposed to eat grain at all. They eat grass. Eating grain makes them grow faster, and makes the meat marbled. But it also makes them sick, which is countered by administering antibiotics, I shit you not. And I'm not even getting into the steroids and growth hormones. But meat...
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    most dissapointing game ending

    Ghouls 'n Ghosts. Finished the game, have you? Well, as a reward you get to play through it again!
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    Reviews: Call of Duty: World at War Video Review

    Am I the only one who thinks the linearity is somehow even more oppressing in this game than in other COD games? Especially in the American campaign, where there is no room to move at all. When a handful of men are outnumbered and pursued on enemy territory by a superior foe, it seems...
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    Poll: Average age of TheEscapist forumgoers...

    I'm 24. Chalk up another Commodore 64. I was very happy with that. However, my next purchase was a Compaq. Woe is me.
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    Poll: How do YOU Play Fallout 3

    I've played through F3, and actually haven't seen any Deathclaws either. Where are they? As for the chunk-taking, the sound of that in earlier fallouts are still vivid in memory. Seen some Yao Guai though. First time as a trader's pet. That. is. badass.
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    LAN party: What games should be played?

    Left 4 Dead. It does not disappoint.
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    Poll: How do YOU Play Fallout 3

    My first time really set the standard for what kind of character I am in Fallout 3. The term 'chaotic neutral' is perhaps appropriate. The first person you run into, I think it was Springvale (I forget her name too), she was being hassled by her pimp and such? Anyways, the conversation...
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    How do you feel about extreme blood and gore in videogames?

    I'll just quote Michelle Rodriguez here and say "I LIKE IT!". I am a huge fan of realism in games. The more realistic the better. You shoot someone, there is blood, so it has to be there. However, what bugs me is how the american ratings allow for enormous mountains of gore and massacre, but...
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    Poll: Your favorite Apocolyptic Ending. Revised

    Chalk up another for the Zombie Apocalypse. Huge number of the '70s style slow ones, mind you, not the silly running ones. It would make for a great Us against Them kind of attitude, and who doesn't want to blow zombie heads off? I've got another reason to want that ending, but I'll keep...
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    Explain your profile picture.

    I doubt mine needs much explanation. It's our friend The Horrible Pink Bunny from the Silent Hill series. Second only to Pyramid Head in inflicting mind numbing terror to the player. Behold the bunny terror!
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    Zero Punctuation: Dead Space

    That's an impressive chain of logic you've got there. Following that kind of reasoning, everyone who owns a bicycle or car are all raging homosexuals, simply because I say so. Good job.