Recent content by Chewster

She blocked me on Twitter when I asked her how she managed to fit her Depends under her short shorts lol

Software as service is cancer. I already gotta deal with this stupid shady garbage with Adobe and I am just a casual photographer. No. Fuck you forever, games as service. Go die in a bonfire made of old AOL disks and copies of ET for the Atari.

Ugh. ASMR doesn't do anything for me but the sounds don't usually bother me. All my students, however, love eating ASMR and those ones always get right under my skin. Like a good Canuck, I was told to eat with my mouth shut and not make all that noise when eating so that shit drives me up the wall.

I never got to celebrate Halloween growing up so I am somewhat indifferent to it as an adult. Some years I dress up and go out with friends, some I don't. But who actually cares what the origins of the holiday are? Every holiday has been commercializated all to fuck and their origins obscured...

Craft beer or scotch/whiskey. But I'll drink just about anything, really. Big fan of sour beers recently. Don't drink nearly as much as I used to these days though, partially because I've moved a lot and all my old hard drinking friends are gone, partially because my girlfriend is a...

I'm in Asia and the humidity is fucking brutal here so my solution is to stay indoors with the AC cranked to eleven and catch up on old video games. I did a summer in my old apartment with no AC and it was not a good time. The landlord installed a unit that October and even late it was a...

I mean, it isn't but at least some of the other Disney animated films had soul (Aladin 4: Jafar May Need Glasses bullshit aside). I hate Disney and think they are a bunch of bloodless vampires but there was a time when they were kinda doing original stuff.

Most people, at least those not in the boondocks, have a rudimentary understanding of English and I don't really think this commercial is directed at the elderly anyway. In my experience, most don't go to Baskin Robbins for ice cream, they buy the cheapo Korean brands at the 7/11 or whatever.

I say both A) who gives a shit specifically because only loud, cretinous, Internet outrage peddlers really care and B) who gives a shit more broadly because all these live action remakes are cynical, soulless cash-ins that prey on nostalgia anyway.

Fry's dog Seymour in "Jurassic Bark" is the obvious choice however, even thinking about that moment in the "Luck of the Fryrish" episode of Futurama when Fry finally realizes his brother didn't steal his identity but instead missed him so much that he named his son after him will get me going...

His most famous character is where I obtained my now going on 20 year nickname. In truth, it stuck so hard in high school and then university, these days, the only people who call me my real name are my parents. Shame. May he rest in peace.

The Archie McNally series was always a fun, flighty series of mystery novels staring an aging playboy working in Palm Beach as a sort of pseudo private eye for some of the more colourful of his father's legal clients. I enjoyed those books a great deal as a teenager as I recall.

Don't care. I can grow a beard which I'm told is a blessing and given the quality of beard I've seen many men grow, I'm inclined to agree. Plus I've had a full one for damn near ten years and some variation of one since I was sixteen. Plus plus when I shave, I look like a weird baby. Double plus...

As I have said elsewhere, I'm hella excited for the thousands of angry white nerd YouTube videos about how this film is SJW propaganda and for this film to go on and make a billion dollars regardless. Kind of a dopey title, though it's a series about space monks and laser swords. It's always...

I always like how elitist gamers get when anyone suggests any change to their precious games. Normal person: Give the option of an easier game for accessibility for diaabled people or to help people who have to hammer out reviews in this ridiculous media landscape hell we all live in. "True"...