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Errrm i didn't not get injured but i got horrifically drunk one night and fell off the platform at our local train station onto the tracks. Didn't think too much of it until the very next weekend i saw a train parked on the bit of track my head had hit, at about the same time i had fell the...

I was an adamant IE user for some stupid reason....probably because I just don't like change, but it all got to much the other week when i finally lost my rag with it and now i am a firefox ***** and so far getting on quite well with it

I am pretty much the only smoker in my family (I think my aunt smokes). I will never forget when i came clean to my mum and then 3 months later when i told me dad. My mum was so angry she shouted and screamed then wouldnt talk to me for a week, and dad was even more angry cos he just didn't say...

to be honest best man has kept it all very very quiet. so none of us have a clue whats actually going on. I remember at one of my mates birthdays they did the whole "ok now ur all allowed to shoot him" trick, which i thought was hilarious until he was told "oh yeh, and you can pick a friend"...

he is bout 6 foot tall, short hair, medium build, oval shaped face. hates fancy dress, enjoys getting drunk. plays alot of darts. Does that help? btw some cracking ideas so far people!!

Got a stag do this afternoon, 12-13 odd hours of binge drinking to give my mate a good sending off. Trying to think of a good tasteful prank though. Any thoughts??

either accidentally hitting myself in the face with a tennis racket, one of those old school acrylic ones u get in primary school, and breaking my tooth.....or getting drunk and falling off a railway platform and onto the track and messing up my nose... i will let you decide!!

I have a khaki coloured deer stalker which is great for winter....however according to one old lady it makes me look like deputy dog!!!