Recent content by chif-ii

What, like inflatable dolls?

I had a Zune HD once, just because I didn't want to give Apple my money. Only real problem with it was that it got hot sometimes, and it didn't have a very good selection of apps. Also, where'd you get all the Asians, Graham?

When he said "Books", I was totally expecting him to do a "Hey, I wrote a book too" publicity stunt (for lack of a better word). Either that, or the new Mass Effect book.

Luke: I am not a freaky fish guy!

No.

I want to see a Saint Bernard with, like, the cask around its neck and all, but have the Starbucks logo on the cask, and it's just filled with a double-mocha-expresso-whatever thing. Just in case you couldn't figure it out, I don't drink coffee.

LOTR is this generation's star wars

RTS + Dating sim = whatisthisIdonteven- Actually, I want to see that combo.

Dude, that thing with the item check chick was hilarious! Although... Yeah, Nintendo? Just because you give a character this moving speech right at the end doesn't mean that we'll automatically start caring about them. Seriously, I pretty much just walked out when Fi started talking at the...

I actually want to play that. It seems like a fun twist on the "L4D" formula.

Now the Internet is just dicking with us.

Yes, yes it is. I have a high-speed internet connection, so I'm not getting any of the horror stories as shown above, but yes, it's taking me noticeably longer than usual.

All of those games are really good. I've played Minish Cap, Kirby, Mario vs DK, Fusion, and Yoshi's Island. Kinda makes me wish I'd gotten a 3DS on launch day.

Oh. My. God. Good sir, you are brilliant! We HAVE to do this. Okay, so here's the plan, everybody; we Googlebomb the phrase "Define an American" so that the first result is the wikipedia page for the movie "Meet the Fockers".

Dang, you're right. The age of machinima has, by and large, passed. Wait isn't...oh yeah, I guess Shadow of Israpheal is sorta machinima (is it bad that I keep wanting to spell that word with a capital letter?