Recent content by ChillzMaster

Quite frankly, I'm not going to hit my kids. It just won't happen. Was I spanked? Eeyup. Doesn't mean I'll translate it to my own kin. Doesn't mean that those who do smack their kids are less than me, either. However you choose to raise your child (and stay outside the realm of child abuse) is a...

"Oh stop being such a fucking wuss," Hayden appeared, strolling about Dillon, "You're not going to be holding this dog on a leash any more," the mole-faced teen giggled, "Who voted you the almighty moderator? The Great and Powerful Chillz Destroyer? Haven't seen the White Suit ****** on anyone...

"CHAOOOOOOS!!!" Discord screamed, rocketing into Caim. The two tumbled for a distance, eventually coming to a stop, the Dragon-boy underneath the mighty, powerful, handsome, and lilac-smell-alike draconequus. "Sup"

Suddenly a majestic black-and-white Griffon blasted into a tree in Central Park. "He abuses that damn cannon..." he muttered, picking his large dual-animal body up and resting on a strong branch. Severin giggled and huggled Rarity, who had called sick before she did anything major...

"THIS IS NOT HOW A LADY IS SUPPOSED TO ENTER A SCENE!" Rarity screamed, blasting into a hill nearby some Heroes from low orbit. Severin, Dash, Discord, Frank, and Drek clinked their cider mugs and chug-a-lugged aboard The Maelstrom as the white unicorn below them used her magic to tidy up her...

I'm a believer of "Say what you want because you can", and find it absurd that the poll doesn't include a "Yes" option, shows the ignorance of OP. Does it suck? Eeyup. Is rape a serious crime with horrendous personal after-effect? Eeyup. Should I be limited in my speech just because someone...

"SEVERIN YOU HAVE NO FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS!!!" Discord yelled, plummeting to Earth after being forcefully ejected from The Maelstrom. After half a moment in free-fall, reason returned to Discord, and he snapped his fingers. A sudden flash later, and he teleported next to Tomoya, of whom he...

Discord was not amused. "Look, the guy I'm dealing with is seven feet tall, seven hundred years old, has mechanical limbs up the ass, and destroys planets for fun," Discord went on, exasperated, "It's not exactly the kind of pony you want to go against." He shook his head and narrowed his...

Discord donned his poker face as soon as the Queen turned. "Krysls plz," he said, before shaking off the expression, "I'd be willing to help with those plans, quite frankly I've just been ruining days ever since I was shipped out here," Discord said, floating on his back across Chrysalis's...

Discord put his finger in between her lips and vibrated it up and down. He sighed and lied back in the air. "Well I am sorry Queen Chrysalis, I was just doing what I do best," at this point the Queen had landed on the building too. Discord grabbed her tight, looked out into the distance, and...

After finishing his hymn, Discord looked Chrysalis in the eyes and raised his eyebrows a bit. "Come 'round here often?" the draconequus held out the Queen over the side of the building, who blushed with the come-on. "Well stay away," Discord declared, smiling as he dropped the Queen of the...

A grin swept across Discord's face as he snapped. Suddenly, Pony Music. He flew up two feet and shot down through the air and grabbed Chrysalis, lifting her into the air. "Wha-what is this?" she cried out, her wounds doing the same in Discord's rough grip. The draconequus had a look of...

Discord giggled and lay back in the air. "I've got something planned for big, metal, and Buffalo over there once you return to your true form, so go on, fight," the draconequus began to munch on some cotton candy, "I'll be here." He put on a pair of green sunglasses and hummed a small...

Discord heard those words... "Queen of the Changelings," "WHAT?!?" he yelled, flying off Mecha Bison and flashing to the wounded Changeling. "YOU'RE the one who used a wedding as a means to take over Canterlot?" Discord asked, face in awe, before it contorted into one of pure joy as he...

Discord was back, AGAIN! Jeez he just couldn't stop causing Chaos! "Well that was fun and all, inventing bath salts," Discord wiped his hands and sauntered over to Bison before smashing his head against a giant leg. "Well this is unexpected," Discord grinned and with a snap, flashed up to...