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    So your over-powered army of awesome has just conquered the world in your name...what now?

    It's so heartening to see that most (if not all of you) would put into place uncompassionate governments that are no better if not worse than what are in place now. /end sarcasm If this sort of thing is truely what you would do when given power what right do you have to complain when other...
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    Best Gentle Large to Giant dog breed

    I sure as hell hope you have enough room for your giant dog. And are not some a-hole in a 1 room apt that just has to have a giant dog. I also hope you plan to walk your dog regularly. I see it all the time and it SICKENS me. Dogs (or any pet) are MORE than an accessory or an extension of...
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    Your version of diet crack.

    For some reason orange tic tacs. They are supposed to be 'mints' ie, you are supposed to eat one to freshen your breath or put a good taste in your mouth and move on with your day. Not I, if I buy a box of them I finish it shortly there after. I litterally "chain-smoke" them. I would have...
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    Serious frustratingly lack of ' RPG persistent world' games.

    Eve-online is a persistant world Sci-Fi RPG on a single server. I dont know if it is exactly what you are looking for, but I have played it for 3.5 years now, no other RPG has been able to hold my attention for that long. TBH, I dont finish most RPG's. They either get too easy; or some part...
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    Rumor: High School Musical Heartthrob Offered Lead Role in Akira Movie

    Yes I see it now- Kayne West as Kaneda (because what movie wasnt made better by having a rap star try to act in it?) Michael Cera as Tetsuo (insecure and geeky but persistant and plucky!) and since people keep bringing him up (speek his name 3 times and he shall appear!) Justin Bieber...
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    Rumor: High School Musical Heartthrob Offered Lead Role in Akira Movie

    Zac Effron is a pussy? Why, is it because he is prettier than you? Becuase you feel threatened that women swoon over him? Can you only enjoy movies where the leading male is just as/uglier than you? Is your insecure narcisism that deep? V8 Ninja has a very good point. In the movie, at...
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    Warning: Don't Play Dance Central Naked

    VIVA LA NAKED REVOLUTION! PS. Get a grip all you non-dancing clothes-wearing prudes!
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    Apple Patents New "Anti-Sexting" Technology

    ZOMG how did we ever manage to make babies before txt msgs?!
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    Mental Health Expert Doesn't Think Videogame Addiction Exists

    What you laymen need to realize is that what a mental health professional considers "addiction" and what you consider "addiction" are TWO different things. A psycologist will see a behavioral problem and reference it against a checklist of symptoms before he/she will call it an "addiction"...
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    How short is too short?

    not everyone is an oversexed 15 yo heterosexual boy (so perhaps the poster complaining about being behind girls going up the stairs isnt). To be fair you should be as enthusiastic about other men running around in next to nothing, or at the very lest tollerant of it. But, heterosexual men seem...
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    Why not 18?

    (puts down the sippy cup of Ensure and puts in his teeth) I was in the 3rd grade when the drinking age in the US went from 18 to 21 and even my 3rd grade mind knew it didnt make any sense as my teacher at the time explained that you could still do everything else an adult can do at 18 except...
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    How short is too short?

    What about clearly underage girls in situations where they could be oogled by any number of pedophiles/creeps? And who cares if they are fat? How is it that a mountain range or a peacefull lake can be beautiful, but a human being has to give you a stiffy or a wet spot in your panties to be...
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    Why so little PC gamers compared to console gamers?

    I think some people are cursed when it comes to computers. My roommate loves to game he even built his own computer. He had problems with it for years until he gave up and bought one from the store, and he still had @#%$! problems with the new one and has just about replaced all the hardware...
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    Sexuality / Being uptight

    1.1) I have actually shared a bed with both the same an opposite sex at the same time. We didnt have sex though I would not have minded much because I am a perv and bi-sexually oriented ;P Unsolicited sex is not cool no matter what plumbing the other person has so it barely seems necessary to...
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    Question of the Day, October 5, 2010

    I can think of 2 games that involved pedophilia. It was meant to be a joke, but I only found "Escape from Neverland Ranch" to be funny for about 2.5 sec. So, that taboo has already been covered. I cant count the times I've committed virtual genocide (aka a "holocost") in turn based and RTS'...