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    Zero Punctuation: Little Big Planet

    Surely you mean, "there WILL be an exorbitant amount of sh*t, but flecked occasionally with brilliance". Sorry for calling you Shirly. :) In other news, LBP now gets put to the back of the queue of potential purchases as a result to me never getting on the PS3 due to the wife monopolising...
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    Unskippable: Grandia III

    Well caught change-of-dynamic there chaps, a suddenly very disturbing moment of change made very funny, well done. Another "laugh out loud, people looking at me in the office" moment. (For the record 'in the office' is not a euphamism either.) I'm wondering if anyone in the producer's...
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    de-rez: Piracy

    About time too, I was really jonesing for a fix! :) That oh-so-special Pirate Dance has are so many moves in so many combinations, it looks like a toughie to learn. Any chance of a dance chart for it?
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    Doctors Fear 'Epidemic' of Wii Injuries

    In other news: The Daily Telegraph(1) knocks out a piece of page filling pap in order to generate nonsense controversy about non controvertial insignificant statement. Just in: Bears do poop in the woods, Dept. of Health and Safety to investigate new laws regarding fecal treatment in...
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    UK Police Seize DS Flash Carts

    It is a safe bet, that if they had found copying equipment, ROM images of games to copy onto flash cards, prepopulated flash cards or anything incriminating like that, then that information would have been all over the press release too. So, unless ELSPA are keeping their powder dry until the...
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    UK Police Seize DS Flash Carts

    Nonsense, flash carts are not illegal in the UK at all. This is flagrant missinformation (by a body with a vested interest in cart non-use) added to a press release. An embarassingly obvious scare tactic in order to warn the general public off of buying perfectly legal equipment. I have had...
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    de-rez: Norman the Healer

    Where's the weekly video... :(
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    Zero Punctuation: Sonic Unleashed

    It has just ocurred to me that Sonic cannot be killed off... With the current obsession with all things zombie, it would only make space for Zombie Sonic 3D or whatever crap the money men at Sega come up with next. Kill him and bury him: Zombie Sonic 3D. Kill him and bury him at sea...
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    Zero Punctuation: Sonic Unleashed

    Nope, I've watched the video a couple of times now, but I just can't tell, was that a thumbs up or a thumbs down at the end then?
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    de-rez: Norman the Healer

    I'm surprised there was no warnings at the end not to try this at home. The question is, who in my close circle needs to see what Hell is like? [Exit stage left, to buy a "Whacker and Bucket Set", on account of Jesus told me to do it. Praise the Lord!]
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    Zero Punctuation: Left 4 Dead

    Hurrah for the trolls. Yawn. Learn some erudition young chap! I loved the comment about playing as a minor zombie while you wait, with the survival expectations of a gerbil (or was it hamster) in a speed ball full of broken glass. It certainly made me giggle anyway. :)
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    Zero Punctuation: Mirror's Edge

    They pay *you* to shove their wires up there? I'm sure I paid for that... er... I've heard people pay for that... Allegedly.
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    de-rez: Jack & George

    The sequence of cuts: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ooooooooooooooooooooooo OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ooooooooooooooooooooooo OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oooooooooooooooooooooooEEEEEeeeee Was a moment of comic genius, I thoroughly enjoyed that video and as per Drakey (or given the...
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    Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero World Tour

    Its karaoke? I've been lied to! Who knew this, and why wasn't I told before? Well?
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    de-rez: The Final Days of the Man Responsible for SecuROM

    I thoroughly enjoyed this (enough to get stares in the office from the laughing), and I can tolerate waiting for Daniel 3 if this is the quality of work I'll be seeing while I wait. And now every Friday too, I hope the tighter timescales don't cause the quality to drop! And finally, have a...