Recent content by CiG606

"Do you know why I pulled you over today?"

cats make me sneeze. fish do not. but i hate all animals equally. except turtles. they're cool. some people hate turtles. fuck those people.

a friend of mine was dating a girl. the girl lived with her aunt. he went to visit them, and the aunt was very harsh to him, telling her niece exactly what she thought my friend. as he told me every little detail of the conversation, he got visibly angrier, and by the climax he was in a rage. he...

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If it's to teach the kids not to freak out and violently beat on other kids, sure. Seems like they want to help them learn to chill out. And if the kids are your stereotypical brats "raised" by overindulgent sissy parents, then I, personally, would put them in a cage match with a very angry...

The McManus brothers from the Boondock Saints.

well, my problem is usually getting up the courage to ask in the first place, so i've never been rejected simply because i've never really tried. it sucks. but the next time i meet a girl that isn't stupid, i will SO experience rejection haha :D

eh, the world is screwed anyway. when it's all over who will care, anyway? but i do think that guy is a sissy.

Grand Theft Auto 3 when I was eleven. That changed my life.

I'd really like to hear what the two people who voted "yes" think. How did he break the law again?

I have never seen a Saw movie, and I doubt I ever will. The idea of watching humans getting tortured to death for entertainment is almost as sad as the fact that everyone seems to be doing it. For my two bits, I'd say that there are plenty of people being tortured out there regardless of...

Elwood Blues of the Blues Brothers.

A squirrel. I was trying to pet it. I was five. I have killed squirrels ever since.

I'd be a politician.

At the end of the day, speed isn't quite as important to me as how it handles. I like a car that can drift around corners so I don't have to slow down. Weaving in and out of traffic is also a must, and I'm probably going to crash into things a fair bit so I'll say: Tuner with a roll-cage. And no...