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    Longtime Valve Employee Erik Wolpaw Leaves Company

    So..... wait.... so, in a way, Valve essentially turned into Microsoft?
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    DC Comics Will Soon Reveal Joker's True Name

    It will probably be something really stupid like Bruce Waynes long lost brother/sister/cousin/nephew/dog or whatever. Or something even stupider. I know! They'll reveal the Joker to be biblical figure and traitor to the messiah, Judas Iscariot, who went completely mental somewhere during his ca...
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    Indiana Jones 5 Will Star Harrison Ford And Hit Theaters in 2019

    I sure hope Indy 5 will be the unofficial sequel to Bubba-Ho-Tep.
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    Disney Wants to Release a New Star Wars Every Year Indefinitely

    To me, there's no reason to doubt that Disney excluded all the EU stuff from official canon in order to be fully in control of the franchise. There's also no reason in my mind to doubt that Disney will follow a strategy of borrowing and/or reimagining EU material for their official canon. I'd...
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    Preacher Finally Unveils Its First Unholy Trailer

    This looks like sh!t. I'd really appreciate it if I'm wrong and the show turns out to be great. But it doesn't look like Preacher and it doesn't sound like Preacher and I think it will be a turd. Prove me wrong, AMC, I f**king dare you.
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    Activision Buys Candy Crush Saga Dev King For $5.9 Billion

    This is great news and I congratulate Activision on a well thought-out and certainly soon-to-be profitable business decision. King and Activision, together (and for a bargain price), is a match made in heaven that will surely bring us great games in the future. If we're lucky then Activision...
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    EA Exec: On-Disc DLC Complaints Are "Nonsense"

    Well said, Mr. Moore. It's good to see America's worst game-company fight tooth and nails for it's top spot.
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    Gearbox Wants To Collaborate On Next Duke Nukem Game

    And that's exactly what Gearbox went and did. I remember their propaganda. Randy knew exactly what he had and he went and sold it to the world anyway.
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    Entourage - Shallow Dudebro Movie With Awkward Celebrity Cameos

    That would be fantastic! I imagine it could be called "The Gold Standard" (or whatever) and would have consisted of the best parts of Entourage (Ari Gold, Lloyd, celebrity cameos, Hollywood satire, etc.) without all of the bad parts (i.e. the entire main cast). Jeremy Piven was pretty much...
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    Need for Speed Reboot Announced By Electronic Arts

    Get rid of the social-features and just make a f***ing racing game with nice cars and nice tracks that I can play without having to connect to Origin & Facebook. Preferably the game will allow me to play alone and be able to pause the game whenever I want, skip all cutscenes whenever I want and...
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    Dark Horse (Digitally) Bundles Every Star Wars Comic Ever

    Next stop: erasing the prequel-trilogy from existance and remaking all three prequel-episodes entirely.
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    Analysis Shows Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Likely to Sell 40% Less Than Ghosts

    Why, get ready for 10 exciting years full of: - a new iteration of Destiny every year. - complete balancing overhaul of the competitive multiplayer every year, including addition of fun new stuff on top of the older fun stuff, completely f**king up the balance every year (so that new...
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    Titanfall is Getting a 4-player Co-op Mode

    Ok, Titanfall, ok. I'm reinstalling you to my hard-drive now, but you better not dissapoint me. Again. That's right, get this sh*t to be fun and exciting and I might even think about buying your DLC (when it is on sale). No promises, though. [EDIT] God-damnit, Titanfall! I forgot how fat...
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    Would Marvel Actually Split Avengers 3 Into Two Films?

    Ah, I see. Well, even though I grew up with these comic book franchises I haven't really been following them at all for the last decade or so. So they are really going to kill of Wolverine, eh? I'm sure Hugh Jackman is totally fearing for his livelyhood now and FOX is sure to be freaking...
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    Would Marvel Actually Split Avengers 3 Into Two Films?

    And...........I'm already getting bored of this super-franchise s**t. If Marvel doesn't conclude Avengers 3 in a satisfying way and instead leaves the storyline open on a huge cliffhanger, then I'm out. I heard someone say that Marvel may perhaps entirely cancel the X-Men and Fantastic Four...