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    The Item to your immediate right

    box of rigged d20's, least I'll make all my saving throws
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    last stand one-liner time

    "a sudden plunge in a sullen swell, ten fathoms deep on the road to hell"
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    Who is the prettiest girl you have ever seen?

    my wife...totally...as she's holding the gun to the back of my head.
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    Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

    just blew a baseball sized hole into my six year old. Hope you can sleep now, jerk
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    Games you would never trade in or sell

    my ebay'd copy of MvC2 for the PS2 that took me forever to find, and DMC3: SE because its pimp, and my wife would castrate me if I took Virgil away from her.
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    Your top five rpg games!

    Star Ocean: Till the End of Time FFVIII ( don't judge lol ) Chrono Cross Legend Of Dragoon * I feel the flames coming now * Dragon Age Origin's Tales of the Abyss
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    16 year old gets playstation taken away, Kills mom with claw hammer (chair leg?)

    well...kids name was "Kendall", probably why he's so violent. NO EXCUSE, but I'd go batty as well if I had a stupid name for 16 years
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    You have to make a zombie movie with a twist

    TBH...having two daughters myself, I'm going through the JBieber stage right now, I wouldnt mind supervising a 100 hour bloodbath, of all of his fans fighting over him, and creating a human tug-of-war, eventually ripping the talentless hack in half. just saying
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    Poll: Are you a Lurker?

    this is a lurker
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    Weapons too seldomly used

    only game I've ever seen a jackhammer been used in was Nation Red, and it wasnt in the sense of putting someone on the ground and hammering their faces in with a massive construction tool. So yes, the jackhammer
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    What would you ban?

    banning juggalos
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    Favourite body part that's not breasts, abs, ass or genitalia.

    the mandible.....What? You don't date spider-women also? Don't know what you're missing
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    One weapon, 10,000 monsters

    the godhand. nuff said
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    How well can you see color?

    I don't see color, I just know I'm white because the police address me as "Sir".
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    Weapon of choice

    This, the near almighty hand of god