Recent content by Cleverplane

They exist, but it's just difficult to find them. If your local convenience store has the 'Wonka' candy segregated like some here do, check around there.

Dunkaroos. They were these little graham crackers in kangaroo and basketball shapes that came in a plastic container with icing attached for dipping. I haven't seen them in years, but when I was younger, they were just about the most valuable thing you could have on the playground, aside from...

For me it's their dialogue and voices. Rochelle's high-pitched keening at the onslaught of every zombie strike is terrible. At least Zoey yelled words; "Can I have some help, guys?!", not just shrieked like a freaking harpy for ten minutes. And of course the nostalgia plays a part in it...

I'm looking forward to it. Being a 360 owner, I've never played GoW other than years ago when I rented the first and played 20 minutes before the game seized up. (THANKS FOR THE SHITTY DISK, BLOCKBUSTER.) But other than that, it'll nice for those who have only 360s to play something like God...

Bioshock 2 Dante's Inferno And foolish hope for Half-Life 2: Episode 3

Ugh, I've gotten into the "Smoker killing you, AI watching it like a snuff film" situation more times than I can count. Also shooting witches when half the team has already gotten past them. Coach (70 hp) intercepted a bottle of pills meant for a 20-health teammate and took them immediately...

I pre-ordered from Gamestop, yet have gotten nothing. I know they have my email because they send me newsletters. Yet they have not sent me any sort of L4D2 information. Tears.

Err...Does anyone know how they're going to give out the demo to those who pre-ordered? *never pre-ordered anything with a demo before*

Drakkenguard. This game is the reason that I'm seriously considering getting a new PS2 to replace the broken one, if only to get 100% weapons and finally see all the endings.

At least one species of Caecilian (legless, snakelike amphibians), Boulengerula taitanus, feeds their young exclusively their own flesh, which regenerates every three days, until the babies are old enough to fend for themselves.

I was pointing out the glaring plotholes and stupidity in the Sci-Fi provided third installment; there's no way I'd pay actual money to see any others.

Correctly Guessing The "Twist" Endings of Bad Horror Movies 101.

Huggermugger- one who is secretive.

Seriously, where the hell is Alucard? And why is Naruto so high? My personal experience makes me inclined to think those who despise the series outnumber the actual fans.

In my high school, we have uniforms in the form of polos and dress pants. It had been put in place last year, with a 'solid-color polo only' rule. First off, a stripe around the inside of a collar is enough to get you detention; I ask thee, Escapist, WTF? Secondly solid-color polos are...