Recent content by Cmdr Keen

Not only is this incredibly unfunny, it's also badly written. I mean, commas? Word order? Structure? Hello! It's borderline criminal that the author makes a living on this shit. Unless he doesn't, in which case he should stick to his day job.

Funny, I was going to name mine Zora, because she kinda looked like a fish in the ultrasound. Then I realized that it's an idea worth of a metric fuckton of stupid. I don't even like Zelda!

Hey, just don't blame me if it turns out they removed/redid the outfit for NA...

It's DLC. No idea how this outfit, or the outfits in the original post relate to gameplay, as the game uses a Final Fantasy-esque job system where everyone wears gear approprioate for their current job. As far as I can tell, the girls' outfits aren't DLC, but only used as a gag in a single...

They're all 15-17 in the original JPN release, and all had 3 years added in NA/PAL. Ringabel's original age is 15, 18 in the "censored" releases. Edea, the girl I assume you're referring to, is also 18 in the west. Check your facts. Seriously, I don't even own a 3DS, much less the game, and a...

The costumes were redesigned because the characters in question are children, but sure, let's make this about RAWR MYSOGYNY! Though he does look like a baby. I'll give you that.

Look up Marathon, then hang your head in shame.

You blew your wad on the first panel. You could have removed the last two and the joke would have remained the same. Awful, David Cage level storytelling right here. Is this what passes for a punchline now?

I'd let the cloaked figure drown, then take the money.

Is it going to have one of those scenes where the frustrated lover takes the protagonist by force, which makes him realize just how much he wants the D? Because if it is, at the very least I'd say it won't have much mainstream gaming appeal.