Recent content by CoachZ

An old PC game called Söldner: Secret Wars. The previews offered me a whole smorgasbord of shooter mechanics I wanted at the time: TONS of weapons, lots of vehicles to control, destructible environments, the works. Then it came out, was buggy, poorly optimized, had shitty map design, worthless...

Assassin's Creed 2 + Portal = best assassinations ever! Call of Duty + Lego series = adorable soldier bits flying everywhere?!

Now, I'm seeing a lot of responses in the vein of "well, they pioneered a heavy sound, so yes they are metal because metal wouldn't exist without them". To me, that's missing the question. The question is "IS Led Zepplin metal", implying current definitions apply. And by current definitions...

My two cents is going to be at the `convenience` angle in the debate. Consoles used to be about pick up and play designs, with PC downsides being installs and patches to play. Now, that is basically no longer the case. Notice i said `basically`. case in point, Gran Turismo 5 for the PS3...

The one book that I'll always have a hate on for is Stephen King's "The Stand". I actually thoroughly enjoyed it although the interweaving personalities and storylines got a little annoying, but then the end. Oh, the end. Worst ending in the history of novels ever. It honestly felt like he got...

I actually worked at a liquor store with a guy who was a dedicated pot head, and the only thing that eclipsed his love of pot and Opeth was his love of Lamb of God. Also, the pot smokers and dealers in the town I grew up all listened to various metal and hard rock groups. OT: It is fairly...

"Are zombies even allowed to move that fast? I call zombie bullshit on that." "I hate subways." "I hate vans." ........all of francis' dialogue actually in left 4 dead.

Crysis - This game was the true sequel to Far Cry; had many more similarities to the original Far Cry than Far Cry 2 did, but with even more retarded gameplay, cheap-ass enemies, and a worse plot-line, believe it or not. This game served no purpose but to show off a pretty graphics engine.

Worst game I ever personally played (because let's be honest, most of you mofos haven't ACTUALLY played the games you're listing) was a PC shooter called Soldner. Primarily a multiplayer shooter, it boasted drivable vehicles, destructible environment, and the largest assortment of weapons in any...

uhh...Yet again, he's ignoring actual FACTS when he goes on his tirades. Yes, anyone can preorder a copy of M rated games, BUT they still need a PARENT to pick it up! Games likes this being in the hands of those under 17 is not EA's fault or responsibility, but rather the fault of a bad...

Carlos Santana, Michael Angelo Batio, Kirk Hammett, and Slash.

Wrong. The ESRB, a GOVERNMENT regulated agency, has declared that any game with an M 17+ rating not be sold to a person under said age. It's not in-company policy, it's a fine-able offense. Just cause other companies ignore it, doesn't mean it doesn't apply to them.

Once, at a Throwdown concert, I had my ass grabbed from behind. I was quite content to take it as a compliment though and assume that the grabee was female...

Wow......just wow. First off, Half-Life 2 was groundbreaking for many reasons. It was very good-looking when it came out, but it was the immersion, the animation, and the attention to detail that very few games have matched. The relationship between body muscles and motion have never been more...

I'm playing Deus Ex FOR THE FIRST TIME! As far as other old games I play, Total Annihilation is always one of the first things i re-install whenever I format or install a new OS. Commandos eh? You brave brave soul. That game was mean and hard for the sake of being mean and hard! lol