Recent content by codernator

I'm too miserly to spend more than $20 on any phone, so IPhone can burn in hell along with all its cheap, gimicky shit. And yes, Mars is a tough place to live, but not so impossible. "Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it's cold as hell, and there's no one there to raise...

I know Yahtzee thought the scenery boring, but I think it's rather nice and a great step forward from the brown and grey bland-o-vision of the general FPS genre. Indeed, it's a perfect setting for a rampage style game, which must be why you can't do a bloody thing in it. They wouldn't want you...

How do you set a game in a major Chinese city and come out with a gray-a-thon? Why do the drooling masses want their fantasy life to be about a pair foul-mouthed morons with no redeeming qualities? And who thinks POV provided by an 8mm camera on the shoulder of a leper is a good idea...

Whether DNF ever actually exists doesn't change the fact that DNF is nothing more than an insignificant fart in the wind. Indeed, a studio actually shooting DNF spunk at the public merely validates this entire review, both when Ben actually made it and now, as well as every other review Ben has...

I am as enamored of Yahtzee's sultry voice as the next homosexual in denial. I laugh heartily at his cutting preplanned wit and even chuckle lightly at his weak-sauce yet charming extemporaneous wit. Still, I find patheti-sad the obsessions that resulted in listening to any of his reviews until...

It doesn't really matter how Yahtzee feels about a game. What makes for a bangin' review is gratuitous use of humorous metaphor to describe either the game play or the making of the game. (Re: Pillock, for example) This review had its humorous bits, but it was flat and sounded more like a...

Good grief - as if GMing isn't difficult enough. Instead of just painting the picture with words, you choose to spend days and weeks picking from a little drawer of pre-fabbed graphics so you can paint some superficial representation of the picture on a limited 2-d screen. Then you really...

I notice you don't mention that this is steaming pile of drek is a Bethesday Softworks product. I was honestly surprised to learn this. The Elder Scrolls games, while boring and pretentious, at least tried new things and seemed to be leading up to the at least interesting Fallout 3. What is...