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To be fair, seeing as I'm gay and all, you can totally tell the difference between a real penis and a fake one. And I'm all about the penis. So y'know, the sexual relationship is over. For a friend/relative/co-worker? I don't care. If you're a cool person, being male/female/other is...

My ringtone was the Slap Chop autotune remix for a while, before that it was the Lazytown/Lil John remix. Currently it's the synthesiser beatdown from the end of "Stick Stickly" by Attack Attack! because crabcore is hilarious. My text alert tone has been various geeky things throughout the...

Go swimming, read a few books, then probably start taking hallucinogens for something to do.

Where my stuff is.

For me, it's between Number Girl, Mad Capsule Markets and Sugar (the Bob Mould one). Although having Husker Du back together would be amazing too.