Recent content by Colonel Rosso

OOH! OOH! I know where it is! HL2E3 is with Carmen Sandiego.

I'd go as Maxwell Edison, from the Paul McCartney song "Maxwell's Silver Hammer." My acquaintance isn't going trick-or-treating, but he's passing out candy, so he's being something truly horrifying, so people run away rather than taking candy. He's going as a pedophile. He's holding the bowl of...

I would make a case that games are a form of art and therefore a form of expression. The 1st amendment and the law degree I would get as a result of this outrage would take care of the rest. At least in America. In Europe, where there is no freedom, video games would die. Forever. One more...

I don't speak dutch besilek Magyarul

The Idea is to sayThat you don't speak the language specified by the previous poster... in that language. then you say you speak another language in that language. To start it off, I'll use the subject. The next person would have to say he doesn't speak french, then try another language. I'm...

Wasn't t Karl Marx who invented communism? or did he steal it from you. Either way, the history textbooks suck balls in ONE of our countries. (either you never heard of Karl Marx or I never heard of your guy.)

Not smelling terrible I'm kinda surprised no-one said "birthplace of Adolf Hitler" yet, but hey, only a matter of time... Mine is famous for having the most prestigious college in the world, and the Boston Massacre.

Yeah, those canadians seem really polite and clean, but there're a few who break this rule, and they're more inclined to have intercourse than the most drunken American boozehound. This group mostly lives near the Acadian coast. I visit northern Main alot, so that's freakin awesome for me. My...

you know what they say: if you're lucky enough to be irish, then you're lucky enough! Drink is the curse of the land: it makes you fight with your neighbor, it makes you shoot at your landlord, and it makes you miss him. To prevent the third of those, I'd take agility.

Twilight fangirls :) seriously though, I would say the Dark Eldar. They kill you in horrible and imaginative ways, and if they don't kill you, you get tortured, then they kill you.

So was I. I also keep track of my kill streak of humor

Well, anyone with a basic grasp of vaccination theory can tell you that's bullpucky. If the only difference between the "false sense of security" strain and the "murder death kill rampage" strain, is symptom intensity, then they'll be similar enough so that your "false sense of security" strain...

YEEEHAAAA! I already got it, passed it on to the Austrians, the Swiss, the Hungarians (and possibly the Germans) and then skarpered back to the states. Then I recovered. I never really felt like dying to some pandemic, and now I'm immune! Yay. "A person with Swine Flu could walk on to a plane...

It was found in Germany? didn't monkeys lemurs ect evolve in Africa? If you ask me, this was a hoax by some neo-nazis who want to steal Africa's thunder as the "cradle of human evolution." If it's not a hoax, then You'd have to explain how it got into africa in time to make apes/monkeys/gorillas...

your mother is obese to the point where she collapsed in on herself and formed a singularity