Recent content by Commodore Hotpants

Australia has better looking people and hotter accents. Although NZ is beautiful! <don't kill me>

Firstly - a big resounding YES! The most basic human instinct is that of self preservation. The cavemen did it; and the only difference now is that we can smile and politely lie about it to someones face rather than bonk them on the head with a club and rape them. In response to your first...

Question 1: Why is green tea better than regular? Antioxidants. It just tastes shitter and looks funny. Question 2: Who the fuck gives Uwe Boll money to make movies? Who the fuck is that? Sounds like a tool. Question 3: Is anyone still using myspace? Facebook is all the rage. MySpace...

There's always one isn't there.. anyway mana poitions probably taste something like blue gatorade. Salty but sweet.

Procrastinate always sounded like some sort of complicated sex act to me. other than that, have to agree with moist and coccyx. EDIT: and ofc a classic - angina.

Last name would probably be Paragon. Only because that just sounds awesome and also sounds vaguely like a surname. As much as Steel, Power, Dark or Supercalafragilisticexpialadocious do anyway. First name? Well I like my current one, but if I had to change it. Maybe Zhiana.. or possibly...

Like raspberry cough syrup with a dash of vodka.

*cough* Definitely the Prince of Persia. After that probably the Siren from Borderlands, she's awesome.

Favourite to Stomp: Ganondorf, just because he was always such a douchebag. Favourite Villain for being a Badass Mofo: Definitely Arthas. have you SEEN the size of his sword?!

We had a little chinese lady sub-teaching us history one day when I was in year 12, and of course none of us could really understand her so we didn't really focus. Out of nowhere she sighed loudly and gave us all a big look and said: "Confucius say, when senior student looking down to side in...