Recent content by Conartist

I'm joining the British army next week, so yes.

Lemon sorbet :P I could live off it.

Ultrajoe?

Bad choice on pink skin aim_ maps on CS:S.

For counterstrike I use blue, because it stands out the best on dust maps and i only play De_Dust2, but my favourite cross hair of all time is the Red dot on Call Of Duty. Something about it makes me think "KILL!!!!!!11111ononeeoneoneeleven".

Show no compasion, like havin' a straight face orgasm.

Thrill kill for the PS1, seen videos of it on youtube? My friend has a copy but I never bothered.

Your review was a great read! Nice touch with the FAQ and how you cant smell.

A COD? Are you talking Call Of Duty? Or some other acroynym I've never heard before?

Shot online? A completely different game to what you?re expecting from the title, like a book being named ?Pocket Massage for Stress Relief? being less about surreptitious masturbation and more about a small book of yoga tricks. When I first saw this title I thought ?Great, a free rip-off of...

So I was trolling through emails and performing daily site checks to keep updated and make sure I don?t miss anything important (sarcasm), when I clicked through my Bebo and Facebook, it was then I realize how ridiculous these sore arsed MySpace rips are. I say sore arsed due to the amount of...