Recent content by Coolty545

All right, well. Last Christmas, I stayed with m'dad. I realized I had forgotten my 360's controller at my mom's, so we drove on back to her apartment, where I unlocked the door and strolled in. Turns out my sister wasn't alone. Heard an awful lot more than I wanted to.

I love them both, but Pepsi has a fuller taste, so I prefer it. Also loves me some Pepsi Max. Yum yum!

Personally, I think that the amount of persecution and ignorance towards gays and bisexuals depends mostly on where you live. I live in the San Joaquin Valley in California. In Fresno, we've got quite a large population of Christian beliefs, and from what I've seen, a lot of Republicans...

Suit and Tie man: The Solution to the Economy!

Name: Henry Samwell Montague Age: 24 Appearance: A ragged old hobo with an unnatural cooking ability and a rather odd hobby of talking to fungus. Weapons: A frying pan, butcher knife, etc. Also, exploding mushrooms. Items: See weapons. Also plenty of ingredients. Description: Chef who talks...

Unfortunately, you don't attend auctions very often. The power to ENSLAVE THE HUMAN RACE.

If you ever dare to snort or sniff, a bullet ravages your brain matter. The power to lick your elbow.

In Soviet Russia, Mondays hate you!

Banana Detective Hammer Antidisestablishmentarianism Implosion Rofl-Waffles Reinforced Glass Dkozza Socks Fanboys Raves The Constitution of the United States of America A person named Jimmy Bohamon

Banana Detective Hammer Antidisestablishmentarianism Implosion Rofl-Waffles Reinforced Glass Dkozza Socks Fanboys Raves

Banana Detective Hammer Antidisestablishmentarianism Implosion Rofl-Waffles Reinforced Glass Dkozza Socks

Edit: Whoopsie! But they share your brain. And all that yelling must drive you insane. The power to eat anything without fear of indigestion or poison.

Once. Unfortunately, you're a big basketball star and the NBA championships are in five minutes. The ability to juggle double-bladed swords.

Mwahahahhaha! As you have gills, you cannot go on land. Stupid fish logic. Your charisma is so fantastic, any woman will fall for you.

But you suffer from severe short-term memory loss. The power to summon various assortments of pie.