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    Zero Punctuation: Papers, Please and Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons

    I don't know if anyone mentioned this, but the beta is still available on the developer's website if anyone wants to play the game but doesn't have $10. Also, you can disable nudity in the game, FYI
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    Zero Punctuation: Papers, Please and Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons

    Genetics be damned according to you. At what point does a Y chromosome factor in to your purportedly "educated" analysis? Subjective analysis = making shit up. STANDARDS - they're important. If "status of their genitalia" and Y chromosomes don't factor in at all, then there isn't a...
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    Resident Evil 7 Will Return to Survival Horror Roots

    Others have said this as well, but: Kill the franchise. It's done. There is no way to make the plot of RE "un-ridiculous" and shift the focus back to survival. Even RE4 was shit if you were expecting survival horror. Survival horror requires two elements: The difficulty in the game comes...
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    Zero Punctuation: Papers, Please and Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons

    This thread is hilarious from top to bottom. Apparently, my generation is going to run the world until we die. You younger folk are going to get steamrolled by life. Yahtzee's jokes weren't funny before the caricatures showed up in the comments and made them hilarious. Nobody cares how you...
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    UK Retailer Asda Suspends Wii U Sales

    No, Australia is considering not enforcing laws regarding region-locks and refusing to penalize people who bypass region-locks. The title of the article is misleading, but the body of the article makes this abundantly clear. Good for Australia. They get the shaft all the time
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    Methane Booms Could Make Economy Go Bust

    Oh, so now science nerds are no longer nerds? Sometimes it's good to look up from your laptop/television to see if the world is a smoking crater. Ever read the book "World War Z"? One of my favorite chapters centers on a teenager who doesn't realize that his city was completely overrun by...
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    Methane Booms Could Make Economy Go Bust

    I echo only your call of bullshit. I'll let you elaborate your own points
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    Methane Booms Could Make Economy Go Bust

    Seconded. Nature apparently doesn't understand the decadal lifetime of methane in the atmosphere. Methane is a transient gas in the atmosphere. It oxidizes into CO2. The volume of methane produced by the melting of arctic ice is tiny compared to land sources of methane, like rice fields. At...
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    Well Square, you finally did it... you killed Final Fantasy (A Rant)

    I dunno dude. All of the characters in FF games have been kinda androgynous for a while. I think that Square needs to do a better job with storytelling this time. Emo characters are fine. Emo storytelling is not.
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    Jimquisition: Fun & Priorities

    Some video game companies that are trying to "appeal to a wider audience" are doing so because they need the money. EA, for example, has a corporate structure that is bloated and top heavy and the company is so overextended that they have decided to compensate everyone (in part) with stock...
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    Jimquisition: Launch Splooge

    Nintendo especially had no reason for promising a huge launch lineup, because they have the only system with backward compatibility. Microsoft and Sony have to come out of the gates with something huge or it becomes extremely hard for the masses to justify purchasing a new game machine. And...
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    Poll: Should Link be female in the next Lengend Of Zelda

    How would changing Link's gender make the game better? Will we be searching for the Tampax instead of the Triforce? Sorry OP. Seems pointless
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    Michael Pachter Says Call of Duty is a Failure

    Is Wedbush Securities owned by EA or just Michael Patcher? Patcher constantly pimps EA's business model, not understanding (or not caring) that EA's business model is what makes everyone hate EA. Call of Duty was a commercial success.
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    Jimquisition: Dumbing Down for the Filthy Casuals

    Just wait til they announce a motion controls version of Demon Souls... Gotta get those sales figures up! I completely agree with you Rooster. Demon Souls is one of the few games I purchased as a day one release because it was one of the few games I actually was excited to play.
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    Jimquisition: Dumbing Down for the Filthy Casuals

    Also, who are these "less experienced" gamers we're catering to by adding an easy mode? Kids? Demon Souls was rated 17+ in the U.S. The argument that adults need an easy mode so that Dark Souls is more accessible is bunk. Most adults grew up playing NES games which were brutally hard. Demon...