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Mmm chip sandwich...

I love the collective look of dread on my friend's faces when I tell them I've bought a new game. Then, after time has passed, them calling to say how no one's seen me in 2 weeks. Still, I suppose I have to congratulate myself on actually having friends to abandon in the first place...

A game about vampires. That doesn't suck (hah.)... Yeah, Vampire: The Masquerade was pretty awesome. But I want better! And why are there no games based on Tarantino Films? Also, the Fight Club game failed, so they should give that another shot. Oh and a modern remake of I Have No Mouth...

Not going to pretend that I didn't spend extended periods zooming in on Lara Croft's tits. I say, bring on the fan service!