Recent content by CountArioch

Eagerly awaiting February 15th. Half Priced Chocolate Day! It comes multiple times a year (Feb. 14th, Dec. 26th., Day After Easter, November 1st.) Greatest days of the year! As for what I will be doing, I'm considering picking up the Mass Effect trilogy.

I've invented new sins.

I'll keep that in mind for the future. Thanks for the heads-up.

Ah, I looked it up, Baldur's gate uses 2E rules, not 1E. I don't actually know anything about 2E monks (only have the core three for 2E). 1E and 3E is where monks are blessed with suck then. My apologies for speaking where I have not understanding.

My former roommate played Skyrim on Novice. I started new characters on adept, and bump it up to master at around level 30 or so. My roommate would brag about things he could do, and tried to claim it was because of his superior build. For example, I said that I was easing off from killing...

True story, I played a swashbuckler that used that same tactic. It was slightly harmful to myself as well, but falling out of the sky onto someone deals hella damage.

Gather young, lads and lasses, and I shall tell you the tale of Krunk the Barbarian. This was a very new DM. I feel the best way to introduce DMs to the craft is through good-natured trolling. Enter Krunk the Barbarian. It helps I had magic rolls with this character. He was a half-orc...

If it's D&D based, assume the monk is useless. I might be frighteningly wrong (Monks were decent in NWN due to special monk-only items that were illegal in tabletop D&D), but D&D has never produced a decent playable monk class.

Seriously bro, you're not making any coherent arguments.

Crono, seriously now. Your whining is giving me diarrhea. You keep going on about how feminists would complain about the opposite game, but you whine worse than they would. You're not some crusader, you're not some righter of wrongs, you're some whiny dude in the internet that's less manly...

I guess I'm not as good at being butthurt.

So take it from Crono: Make sure you put your women in their place, or they'll cut off your ding-dong!

If you are referring to the Bobbit incident, he did in fact orally rape her before she did that. Bastard had it coming, and I swore off Howard Stern for that fundraiser he threw to support him. Worthless freaking rapist.

I don't care about the double-standard against men because it doesn't hit me in the wallet. You don't mess with the working class' money, I don't care if you think their boobs will get in the way if they pursue a career in mathematics or not. The fact that some iOS game features female on male...

I've seen dark times. MLP is one of the few positive things in my life. It makes me smile. I don't feel the need to justify anything.