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    What is your GOTY so far?

    Right now, XCOM EU is sapping my small amount of free time. Mass Effect 3 is a close second, but I haven't touched it since I beat it. nothing else has really tickled my fancy
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    MANLY TEARS

    The end of Heroes Part 2 from Stargate SG-1, Doc Fraiser why? Joyce's death in Blackhawk Down, especially with doc schmid. Pixar. Yup. End of Armageddon. Anytime my entire squad wipes in Xcom. Rest in Peace Mr. Wiggles.
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    Well, I'm never doing that again.

    In a non videogaming fashion- During a game of Warhammer 40k, one of my squads of Imperial Guardsmen managed to rout a squad of Chaos Terminators... With lasguns... In a videogaming fashion- Two friends and myself managed to beat two F-22's and a Su-43 while flying A-10's in Ace Combat 6...
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    I'm giving away Frozen Synapse (Ends at 3am GMT) (Winner Selected!)

    I am not opposed to possible free stuff. Why not?
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    Are you happy?

    Eh. Just moved back in with the parents when my previous job/living arrangements failed, a rift has torn my friend base apart, Jobless and fighting the FDOT for my damn certification so I can make big people money, Love life flailing about like a dead fish, and can't sleep. But, picked up a...
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    Facepalm Moments

    I had a couple of chicks in my class who were shocked and surprised to find out that the Titanic wasn't just a movie. They also were confused that buffalo wings weren't the wings off of a buffalo. Overheard at a lunch table: "I'm pissed at my mom. I totaled my corvette, and they won't buy...
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    Spartan Vs Astartes

    Neither! An Imperial Guard artillery battalion receives wrong firing coordinates, and shells the battle. Both the Chief and the Space Marine are vaporized by the sudden onslaught of Earthshaker shells. OT Space Marines have the Might of the Emperor. Chief has... Cortana. I may be wrong...
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    Any writers here on the Escapist?

    Novice writer here, finished one story, failed in finishing many more. School+laziness=... where was I going with this?
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    What does the Confederate flag represent to you?

    Fighting for what you believe in. While yes, the topic they were fighting to protect was rather awful, the thought that they were willing to fight for it is something to be commend.
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    first fps youve ever played

    DOOOM!
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    Poll: In Your opinion what is the best COD Game

    CoD 2, i miss the panicked "MG-42, Left side!"
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    Poll: How fat are you?

    eh, i was diving the other day, surfaced, and the coast guard cited me for blocking shipping lanes. i'm pretty fat, not OMG I CAN'T WALK but still pretty fat.
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    Your Ultimate Attack

    'Get thee to a punnery!' locks a target in a room, and forces them to listen to bad puns until their brain explodes. or make them watch a stage production detailing the combination of letters.
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    Best warcry ever?

    Dresden FTW POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!!! failing that, For every one of us that falls, ten more will take his place!
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    Biggest "OMG I WON" Accomplishment in a Game?

    getting the freaking mile high club achievement in COD 4.