Recent content by crabdog62482

I would say it is spot on, but for someone as brutal as Yahtzee and for a game as awful and incomplete as this, that was way too tame and generous. Dragon Age 2 isn't a game. It is an extended teaser demo for a game that has yet to be conceived. It has no purpose for existing and less content...

Archers remain unplayably worthless. Really should have taken a page out of Borderland's book and given the Archer's the ridiculous sniper criticals to make them not suck. Two handed and shieled warriors also are garbage. The mages are godly at crowd control, and rogues slaughter everything...

Fallout 3 (pre-Brotherhood of Steel and aqua pura missions) = 10. This is what a first crack at a post apocolyptic sandbox shooter game should be. Fallout 3 (post-Brotherhood of Steel and aqua pura missions) = 8. The wasteland is gone, and you are a plasma toting god who wrecks deathclaw...

A scythe is a tool, not a weapon. and unlike a knife, it's a tool that doesn't even make a good improvised weapon. Plus, the rule of cool says: Chainsaws and swords > scythes and spears.

Total Recall The Running Man Terminator 2 Predator

If the pokemon can't learn AT LEAST 6 moves, I don't want anything to do with this game. If the Type rock-paper-scissor damage system and Critical damage system isn't nerfed big time, I don't want anything to do with this game. +/- 10%, 20%, 30%... That's fine. 2x and 4x and up is unacceptable...

The entire Metal Gear series. It's one of those games I never enjoyed a single second of or found at all engaging through the entire adventure. I forced myself through the entirety of MGS, and it was just a bland boring experience with bad control bad camera and bad stealth. Tenchu was the fun...

Gardevoir. Oh the fun we would have - behind closed doors - with the shades drawn. Wait, do adult relations with a Pokemon that looks kind of like a real woman count as bestiality?

I loved the Heath Ledger Joker, but I hated his make-up job. I only vaguely remember the Jack Nicholson Joker, as I hate Michael Keaton too much to even consider rewatching Tim Burton's Batman. The real question is, why isn't the Joker from Batman the Animated series present? He was a...

I'm always blown away that Pokemon is still viable in any way shape or form. Every game has been a re-release of the first game, with 0 critical improvements, nothing done to correct all the game's small flaws that add up to become a real problem, and graphically aren't far from the old Zelda...

I don't really like tattoos on men or women, but the only thing that is a deal breaker for me is a woman with a tramp stamp/ho brand. Women need to realize that those pretty flowers and adorable butterflies are going to wilt and die a few decades down the road. Their grandchildren are going...

My greatest gripe wasn't addressed. The body count exceeds 100 fatalities by the time this is resolved, and even before this game, every villian has put at least a dozen normals in the ground, and yet, Batman and the law are insistant on bringing these criminals to justice and rehabilitating...

FFVIII builds and only gets more and more awesome until you access the final continent in disc 3. From then on, the game is unplayable garbage (save for the awesomeness of space). Persona 3 also comes to mind with its rock-paper-scissors style of game play and lack of control over your party...

Well if we're going to go that far back in time, might as well toss The Crazies out there. 1973 with a remake slated for 2010. It's directed by George Romero himself and is actually 28 Days, rather than a true zombie movie.

Bad Taste and Meet the Feebles definately rank up there. This was Peter Jackson before King Kong or Lord of the Rings. Epic! I've also always been a fan of those 80's comedies like Dutch and The Secret to My Success. Good times.