Recent content by Crazyshak48

You really think these guys aren't heartless? I saw on CNN that LulzSec (the hackers mentioned in the Sony attack) hacked PBS as well and planted fake stories on it. PBS for God's sake, donation-funded public educational TV. Clearly nothing is sacred to these scheming shitweasels. These...

Infinite Space actually. Nevertheless, I would not relish that procedure, no matter what ship provides the antimatter.

Um. Well. The last weapon I used was the main gun of a 3 km long space battleship, which fires massive blasts of antimatter. This might sting a little.

Well, I now have a giant armored airship loaded with several tons of explosives crashing down at me. F&#K.

So I'm playing Battlefield 1942 on the Midway map, and I'm at the helm of the Yamato battleship. Having just shelled the crap out of Midway island and sunk a destroyer, I'm feeling pretty satisfied when I feel the dreaded thump-thump of two torpedo impacts. Knowing I'm probably screwed, I look...

Funnily enough, I was reading about this very phenomenon the other day (which TVTropes refers to as the "Floating Head Syndrome"). After reading Yahtzee's article, on a whim I looked through my library of games and movies on my bookshelf. Nearly all of them fit the collage descrption. If they...

For me, the most notable ones are Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri and Freespace 2. Two sublime titles that never get old. Additionally, there's most of the older Command and Conquer games, Tachyon: The Fringe, Mechwarrior 4, Warzone 2100, and both Independence War games. Yes, I like predominantly...

Ladies and gentlemen, the jury rests. Seriously, I just watched the Nostalgia critic reviews of this and The Room, and I wanted to disembowel myself with a spork afterward. I can't imagine actually watching the actual movies.

Big guns! Everything else is support! In all seriousness, I do both. Both have good weapons (Scoped .44 and Plasma Rifle) and bad weapons (Chinese Pistol and Laser Pistol). I do think that some energy weapons (namely the plasma rifle) are more useful than small guns later on. Generally, I...

I would definitely agree that it had better be a full length game after this kind of a wait. I wouldn't kill Gabe Newell though. That would ruin the chance for further Half-Life. And land me in jail. I do find it odd that they've been neglecting it for this long. I'm sure Portal, TF2, and...

Well, I could definitely stand being in a Kirov airship during the zombie apocalypse. I'm well above the carnage, I can stay there almost indefinitely, and I can rain 2000 lb bombs on zombies! I'll take it :D

I think that vacation was good for him, as this is one of the best reviews I've seen in a while. Hate to say it, but his bilefests are always the most entertaining. Excellent work Yahtzee.

Clearly you haven't played any of the Descent games. All their bosses are extraordinarily tough, but their final bosses are worthy of legend. The Megahulk, boss of Descent 1, ranks as the only boss to ever beat me with full cheats active. Including invincibility. Think about that for a...

And people wonder why I refused to work the counter at Honey Baked Ham. I always stayed back in the production area. Dealing with an endless stream of customers, all crazed by waiting in a line that goes around the block, during the holiday shopping season? No thanks. That being said, I...

That is among the most absurd things I have ever heard in my life. Heaven forbid Mr. Rogers actually try to help kids find their self-esteem in years where they are being thrown into the social blender of school.