Recent content by Crepsley

Fire, hands down. Bit bias with this one as I've had a soft spot for fire for many years now.

For non-sexual parts of me, absolutely. Although, if it were my feet, I'd have to zoom in a bit because they're quite small. As for sexual, no. Despite not having my face showing, I'd rather keep the goods for private situations.

I'm going to have to disagree with the "don't expect your life to be happy" club above, because whether your life will be happy or not is in your hands. The difference between Hollywood fairy tales and real life is that most things require work, and they're not always handed to you. Sometimes...

Well, I'm sure getting his injury treated became a pressing matter. And he must've been expecting a really important call if he picked up the iron so fast he didn't notice what he was actually holding. But hey, at least he has a fun story to tell his kids.

I'd say it has to be Mason Verger from Hannibal. More so in the book than in the movie.