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    Attention! All Escapians! CLEVERBOT IS A FAKE!

    It seems every two months or so someone comes in and yells 'ZOMG CLEVERBOT IS FAKE U GUISE'. Gets old after a while. Cleverbot knows Irish funnily enough. Who would even consider speaking to it in Irish in the first place?
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    So I'm giving up alcohol ...

    Missed this - Probably more the former than the latter, I come from a family of alcoholics and I've began drinking quite a bit over the past year or so, I'd rather not go down that road. Basically 'my friends are always drinking around me, how should I occupy myself in the pub when they're...
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    Self pity.

    Punch your friend and call her a slut, then move on. Depends what age you are, if you're under 18 this kind of crap happens a lot. As people age they tend to mature and your true love is unlikely to run off with your best friend. In before 'exceptions to the rule.'
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    So I'm giving up alcohol ...

    I am still in possession of a full set of teeth. Stomach lining unconfirmed. Cheers for this guys, getting some good stuff.
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    The Memorial thread.

    Took in a stray cat a while back and she had one particular kitten that was adorable. Don't know why I became so attached to him, but after a year when we found out he had FIV (cat AIDS) and wouldn't live that long without great pain we had to put him down. My most vivid memory of that day...
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    The Best Music in a Video Game

    Haters most definitely gonna hate but the helicopter ride from Of Their Own Accord in Modern Warfare 2 was pretty damn awesome.
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    The creepiest thing you know.

    I've probably mentioned this before, but try listening to numbers stations at like 2am. I know they're just a relic from the Cold War of computer generated voices repeating coded messages but they creep me the hell out.
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    So you just found out you're God

    Considering in Black and White I got sick of people who were worshipping me needing food AND got more power from sacrificing them to myself ... I'd imagine the world's overpopulation problem will no longer be a problem.
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    So I'm giving up alcohol ...

    Actually I've started drinking iced tea lately and wonder why the hell I wasn't informed about it sooner. I don't disagree, but I have the twin problem of living in a small town with damn all to do in it and being Irish. Drinking is basically our national pasttime.
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    So I'm giving up alcohol ...

    ... and I'd like some advice from people who don't drink or have tried the same. Specifically, what would you drink in a pub or nightclub to replace alcoholic drinks? I'm a Pepsi Max fan but I drink two litres of the stuff a day and couldn't stomach much more of it. Also, do you tend to...
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    Black and White 3

    This thread just reminded me of how much I enjoyed raining fire down of Lethys' heathens. A new Black and White 3 would be amazing, but no doubt Molyneux is too busy trying to install USB ports on his own body for AI 'interactivity'.
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    The Unrealistic MW2 Thread

    Never mind the UAV, what's a B-2 Spirit bomber doing flying at 1,000 feet above the map? It's hardly a stealth bomber if you see and hear it coming.
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    Who's your favourite game character?

    I read the entire first page without seeing Sephiroth. Bravo, Escapists! OT I'd have to say Big Boss. Just for sheer awesomeness.
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    Poll: Single, Burst, or Full Auto Which is best?

    This. You can fire any fully automatic gun in single shot mode anyway with a light tap of the trigger button.
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    Poll: How Good are You?

    Good enough. I am a good FPS player who suffers the occasional inexplicable dip in form, okay at sports game, shit at RTS games.